I overheard this on my way back to home.

Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.

*me almost dead*

Best sorting algorithm ever.
Sleep sort.
😂

Even the app isn't sure. 💏

Hello, Google?

On the first class of cryptography professor says, "Hackers are people who dropped out of school, didn't obey their parents and turned to drugs and alcohol and steal money from people by hacking their facebook."

Then goes on to say, "People tend to keep their birthdate as their debit card's PIN so hacker checks their facebook account, finds their birthdate and goes to ATM machine and hacks their bank account."

I was speechless.

This is what I saw on the Domestic Terminal today. 🤣 Genius!

when you want to try VS Code out but can't let go of vim 😅

@dfox please show if the username is available or not before submitting for change. I was just testing and look what I ended up with. 😭
#DevToBarista
#NeverTestInProduction

Me trying to help a friend recover his Facebook account.

*after some recovery steps*

me: Okay check your Gmail app and recover from there.
friend: I don't have a Gmail app, I only have an email app.

*lmfao*

My first serverless experience

Got a mail in the morning that said:

Emergency Fire Drill at 3 o'clock.

SMH

Me: "Look mom, I made a quiz game in QBasic"

Mom: "Ok, now go play outside"

Having hard time to make my friend understand that you don't need to build everything from scratch and we can get started for free with commercial solutions for speech recognition and only pay when we have a decent userbase. The worst part is he doesn't believe it even when it is clearly written on the website.

OSes are the new tabs&spaces!

Number of sticker posts > No of rants

You guys must be doing something right!

I might be the only guy whose mnemonics are more difficult to remember than the actual thing. 😂😂😂

AskDevRant: Which GUI version of vim/neovim do you use for OSX?

!rant
I saw a lot of books in the college library about ActionScript.