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Dev created a new service for our application that opened SQL connections. The catch? They never closed said connections. How this passed QA/review I've no idea, but after a few minutes on Staging the service would crash with "connection pool overflow".
I raised a urgent defect, and the devs "fix"? To up the maxConnectionPool to Int.Max!! Argh!2 -
Dev checked in code (I suspect purposely not inviting me on the code review invite) saying he "fixed" the authentication bug in the web service.
Um no, like I told you last week, the authentication error is because the load balancer wasn't passing the user's authentication to IIS.
If I didn't overhear him telling a user "Still getting the error? I don't know, we might have to re-write that service", he might have gotten away with it.
Me: "Wait, that doesn't sound right. If I hit the server directly, authentication works. Its an issue with the load balancer, not the service"
Dev: "Admin said the load balancer is fine and it has to be the service."
Me: "I don't buy it. IIS is returning the authentication error, not the service."
Dev: "I added exception handling and nothing is being logged. Must be something in the service configuration."
Me: "No, IIS performs the authentication, not the service. I explained that last week, remember?"
Dev: "Oh yea. What changes do we need to make to the service?"
<my blood pressure starts to spike>
Me: "None. Give me a sec.."
<we have other apps on the same server farm that work just fine, so I re-configure the service pool settings to match theirs>
Me: "See, now going through the load balancer, the service works fine. For some reason, the admin had our service set up differently."
Dev: "OK, I'll let the users know the service is fixed."
Me: "Service was never broke and I'm not leaving it in its current state. In the morning I'll talk to the admin and see what he can do to fix."
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So my client is (was) paying 3500$~ a month to that service that has also an API and we have been now fighting atleast 2 months for them to raise the rate limit higher. (because the new features pull in a lot more records, to basically make their shitty old dashboard obsolete at some point)
He's even willing to pay more, but the ticket and calls just get thrown around from one level to another, when he threatened to quit, all they changed was to send him to another level that was suggesting 3 months 10% off and when he declined it just got thrown into the pool again lol
So what we end up doing is register his wife on same service (there's not really any alternatives that actually have all that weird shit he needs and his wife was co-owner anyway, so it was just a name change basically), but just tick the higher API rate limit and it worked, he's now quitting the old one.
What's funny though, the new contracts for the same thing he was paying cost just ~2450$ (would have been even less, but hes too clingy on that one page I can't recreate without having the data) so they just lost that revenue, just because they didn't want to raise the API rate limit and the client also decided to give me the difference of one month on top of my contract, once the new contract kicks in and the old one expires in 6ish days (at best) or 12ish days at worst
well done support and assigned engineers, not only did you just lose a client with an old contract paying you 12000$/year more, but you also gave me a great free bost in money lol
btw: I hope I put everything in again, I this time decided to be brave (read as "stupid") and wrote it in the devrant webapp, then accidentally clicked twice outside the borders, making everything disappear.. -
It was the last year of high school.
We had to submit our final CS homework, so it gets reviewed by someone from the ministry of education and grade it. (think of it as GPA or whatever that is in your country).
Now being me, I really didn’t do much during the whole year, All I did was learning more about C#, more about SQL, and learn from the OGs like thenewboston, derek banas, and of course kudvenkat. (Plus more)
The homework was a C# webform website of whatever theme you like (mostly a web store) that uses MS Access as DB and a C# web service in SOAP. (Don’t ask.)
Part 1/2:
Months have passed, and only had 2 days left to deadline, with nothing on my hand but website sketches, sample projects for ideas, and table schematics.
I went ahead and started to work on it, for 48 hours STRAIGHT.
No breaks, barely ate, family visited and I barely noticed, I was just disconnected from reality.
48 hours passed and finished the project, I was quite satisfied with my it, I followed the right standards from encrypting passwords to verifying emails to implementing SQL queries without the risk of SQL injection, while everyone else followed foot as the teacher taught with plain text passwords and… do I need to continue? You know what I mean here.
Anyway, I went ahead and was like, Ok, lets do one last test run, And proceeded into deleting an Item from my webstore (it was something similar to shopify).
I refreshed. Nothing. Blank page. Just nothing. Nothing is working, at all.
Went ahead to debug almost everywhere, nothing, I’ve gone mad, like REALLY mad and almost lose it, then an hour later of failed debugging attempts I decided to rewrite the whole project from scratch from rebuilding the db, to rewriting the client/backend code and ui, and whatever works just go with it.
Then I noticed a loop block that was going infinite.
NEVER WAIT FOR A DATABASE TO HAVE MINIMUM NUMBER OF ROWS, ALWAYS ASSUME THAT IT HAS NO VALUES. (and if your CPU is 100%, its an infinite loop, a hard lesson learned)
The issue was that I requested 4 or more items from a table, and if it was less it would just loop.
So I went ahead, fixed that and went to sleep.
Part 2/2:
The day has come, the guy from the ministry came in and started reviewing each one of the students homeworks, and of course, some of the projects crashed last minute and straight up stopped working, it's like watching people burning alive.
My turn was up, he came and sat next to me and was like:
Him: Alright make me an account with an email of asd@123.com with a password 123456
Me: … that won't work, got a real email?
Him: What do you mean?
Me: I implemented an email verification system.
Him: … ok … just show me the website.
Me: Alright as you can see here first of all I used mailgun service on a .tk domain in order to send verification emails you know like every single website does, encrypted passwords etc… As you can see this website allows you to sign up as a customer or as a merc…
Him: Good job.
He stood up and moved on.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
I WENT THROUGH HELL IN THE PAST 48 HOURS.
AND YOU JUST SAT THERE FOR A MINUTE AND GAVE UP ON REVIEWING MY ENTIRE MASTERPIECE? GO SWIM IN A POOL FULL OF BURNING OIL YOU COUNTLESS PIECE OF SHIT
I got 100/100 in the end, and I kinda feel like shit for going thought all that trouble for just one minute of project review, but hey at least it helped me practice common standards.2 -
Am I the only one who gets intimidated when shit its roof?
Yesterday, during crucial business hours, one of the major OMS db column type got overflowed. Caused around 30 mins downtime and then later, pool of all connections with high concurrent requests flushed down stream which caused thunder herd.
One by one.. all services went down; Fucking java service couldn't even start because of load..
This is the moment I fell in love with GoLang. We shard request using GoLang service, it just started and picked up the load beautifully..
At the end, it is around 6 millions business loss, but a good lesson learned :) -
I wonder, are captchas in captcha solving service sign-up forms - connected to the service? so you're for free solving a captcha inside the pool?1
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Update:
I've been trying to leave DoD for a couple of months now. Translating my 10 year's experience with complex Intelligence enterprise level systems to something relatable to the civilian IT world. Grabbed a few certs to help out A+, network+ and security+ with Linux+ as my next target. Photos of me working on unclassified systems, radios, cell towers and servers. I'm a teacher for military UAS so this shouldn't be to hard to get even a basic job in IT right.
No one will hire...
Linux admin: Nope
Network admin: Nope
Assistant Network admin: Nope
IT call service: Nope
Pool cleaner fucking nope
Many interviews and nothing
I'm broke and sold all of my personal valuables. I can't hold out much longer and really looking at becoming homeless. But I'm kinda ok with it, one last payment on my apartment and car is all I can do now. My parents think I'm in Afghanistan working a six figure job lol
DoD: we see you're trying to leave we'll pay you alot to teach A+, Network+ and Security+ traveling all across the country and staying at hotels with all expenses paid.
FU FU FU I want out please tell me someone has a job, I'll be a janitor of a server room Idc I just want out. Fuck the pay
I start Tuesday...4 -
Is there any way I can push a service to internet via something like p2p? My current internet is in a ip pool thus I cannot open a port to world.
Also I'm searching through internet too. Keep lmgtfy away now.10 -
It all began in Canada when I became the victim of a sophisticated online scam involving a fraudulent cryptocurrency mining pool. The scammers initially appeared legitimate, offering enticing returns on investments, which led me to deposit a substantial amount of money. However, my troubles started when I tried to withdraw CAD 100,000 from my account.The scammers informed me that I needed to pay a 5% tax to the Canada Tax Bureau before they could process the withdrawal. Trusting their instructions, I transferred CAD 22,990 to cover the supposed tax. After receiving my payment, they then told me that, as a VIP member with over CAD 200,000 in my account, I could only withdraw a minimum of CAD 200,000. Despite my request for a smaller amount, they insisted that I couldn't access anything less. Feeling pressured, I transferred an additional CAD 20,000, hoping this would be the final step to unlock my funds. But the demands didn't stop. They then came back with yet another request—this time, CAD 15,200 in "extra charges" to complete the transaction. Desperate to retrieve my money, I sent the amount, believing this would be the last payment required. Once I transferred the CAD 15,200, everything went silent. All communication stopped, and I realized I had been scammed. My funds were gone, and I felt helpless and betrayed. Determined not to give up, I began searching online for a solution. After extensive research, I discovered a recovery service called Hack Buster Recovery. Initially skeptical, I decided to reach out to them.
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McCarthy Power Washing Services: Top Roof Cleaning and Concrete Cleaning Services in Humble, TX
At McCarthy Power Washing Services, we specialize in providing high-quality roof cleaning service and concrete cleaning service to homeowners and businesses in Humble, TX, and the surrounding areas. Located at 18810 Summer Anne Drive, Humble, TX 77346, our goal is to restore the beauty and durability of your property’s exterior surfaces, ensuring they remain in excellent condition for years to come.
Why Choose McCarthy Power Washing Services?
With years of experience in the industry, McCarthy Power Washing Services is dedicated to delivering exceptional roof cleaning service and concrete cleaning service. We understand the importance of maintaining the cleanliness and integrity of your property, which is why we use the latest equipment and techniques to deliver outstanding results. Whether you need to clean your roof or restore the look of your concrete surfaces, our team is here to help.
Roof Cleaning Service:
Your roof is one of the most important parts of your property, protecting you from the elements and adding to your home's curb appeal. However, over time, roofs can accumulate dirt, algae, moss, and mold, which not only detract from the appearance of your home but can also cause long-term damage. Regular roof cleaning service is essential to maintain the integrity of your roof and prevent costly repairs.
At McCarthy Power Washing Services, we offer professional roof cleaning service to remove debris, algae, moss, and stains, including:
Algae and Moss Removal: Algae, moss, and lichen can grow on your roof, causing damage and leading to potential leaks. Our soft wash technique safely removes these contaminants without harming your roofing materials.
Stain Removal: We eliminate unsightly stains caused by dirt, leaves, and other debris, restoring the original beauty of your roof.
Protective Cleaning: Regular roof cleaning helps extend the lifespan of your roof by preventing damage and wear from built-up debris and organic growth.
Improved Curb Appeal: A clean roof can significantly enhance the overall appearance of your home or business, boosting curb appeal and property value.
We use a gentle soft wash method to ensure your roof is thoroughly cleaned without risking damage to the materials. Our cleaning solutions are safe and effective, providing lasting results while maintaining the integrity of your roof.
Concrete Cleaning Service:
Concrete surfaces around your property can quickly accumulate dirt, stains, oil spots, and other unsightly contaminants. From driveways and sidewalks to patios and pool decks, concrete cleaning service is essential to keep your hard surfaces looking fresh and well-maintained.
At McCarthy Power Washing Services, we offer comprehensive concrete cleaning service to remove stains and restore the appearance of your concrete surfaces, including:
Driveway Cleaning: We remove oil stains, dirt, and grime from your driveway, giving it a clean and polished look.
Sidewalk Cleaning: Our pressure cleaning removes dirt, algae, and moss from your walkways, ensuring they are safe and inviting.
Patio and Pool Deck Cleaning: We clean and restore outdoor living spaces, removing mold, mildew, and buildup to ensure your patios and pool decks are in excellent condition.
Garage Floor Cleaning: We can clean your garage floors, removing stains from oil, grease, and dirt, leaving them looking like new.
Our concrete cleaning service uses high-pressure washing equipment that effectively removes dirt and stains from concrete surfaces without causing any damage. We also adjust the pressure and cleaning solutions depending on the surface and condition of the concrete, ensuring optimal results every time.
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Apex Exterior Solutions: Pool Deck Pressure Washing and Affordable Power Washing in Dayton, Ohio
At Apex Exterior Solutions, we specialize in providing top-notch pool deck pressure washing and affordable power washing services for both residential and commercial properties in Dayton, Ohio. With years of experience and a commitment to customer satisfaction, we are your go-to experts for all your exterior cleaning needs. From keeping your pool deck spotless to restoring the beauty of your home or business, our professional pressure washing services deliver exceptional results every time.
Whether you’re dealing with stubborn algae on your pool deck or need a complete power wash for your driveway or siding, we have the skills and equipment to tackle it all. Keep reading to learn more about how Apex Exterior Solutions can enhance the curb appeal and cleanliness of your property.
Why Pool Deck Pressure Washing is Important
Your pool deck is not only an area for relaxation and entertainment, but it also endures regular exposure to dirt, oils, leaves, mold, and algae. Over time, these elements can cause the surface to become slippery, unsafe, and unsightly. That’s where pool deck pressure washing in Dayton, Ohio comes in.
At Apex Exterior Solutions, we offer expert pool deck cleaning services that restore the appearance of your outdoor space and help keep it safe for family, friends, and guests.
Benefits of Pool Deck Pressure Washing:
Enhances Safety
Pool decks can quickly become slick with algae, mold, and mildew buildup, especially around the water. These substances not only make your deck look dirty but also increase the risk of slips and falls. Our pool deck pressure washing service removes these contaminants, making your pool area safer for everyone.
Restores Aesthetic Appeal
A clean pool deck enhances the overall look of your backyard and can significantly boost your home’s curb appeal. Whether your pool deck is made of concrete, wood, tile, or pavers, we have the right tools and techniques to bring it back to life.
Prevents Long-Term Damage
Regular pressure washing helps remove substances that can damage your pool deck’s surface. By addressing mold, algae, and dirt early, you prevent staining and wear that could lead to costly repairs down the road.
Improves Longevity
Pool decks that are regularly cleaned last longer. By removing harmful elements and ensuring proper maintenance, you extend the lifespan of your deck, saving you money on expensive repairs or replacements.
Affordable Power Washing in Dayton, Ohio
When it comes to maintaining the exterior of your home or business, affordable power washing in Dayton, Ohio is an excellent option to restore cleanliness and enhance the appearance of your property. Power washing, also known as pressure washing, is highly effective for removing dirt, grime, stains, and buildup from a variety of surfaces.
At Apex Exterior Solutions, we offer affordable power washing services that deliver exceptional results without breaking the bank. Our team uses state-of-the-art equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions to ensure your property looks its best, all while staying within your budget.
Our Affordable Power Washing Services Include:
House Washing
Over time, your home’s siding can collect dirt, mold, mildew, and algae, making it look dingy and worn. Our house washing service uses power washing techniques to clean and restore your siding, whether it’s vinyl, brick, stucco, or wood. The result is a bright, fresh exterior that boosts your home’s curb appeal.
Driveway and Sidewalk Cleaning
Concrete surfaces like driveways and sidewalks often accumulate oil stains, tire marks, and dirt. Our affordable power washing services are perfect for removing tough stains and grime from these hard surfaces, leaving your driveway and walkways looking clean and well-maintained.
Deck and Patio Pressure Washing
Outdoor spaces like decks and patios can quickly collect dirt, mold, and algae. Our professional power washing services will restore the look of your deck or patio, whether it’s made of wood, composite, or concrete, making it a more enjoyable space for outdoor activities.
Fence Cleaning
Fences can also show signs of wear from exposure to the elements. With our pressure washing expertise, we can restore your fence’s original beauty by removing dirt, mildew, and stains, extending its lifespan and keeping it looking great for years to come.
Commercial Power Washing
First impressions are important for businesses. If the exterior of your commercial property is looking dirty or run down, Apex Exterior Solutions offers affordable power washing for storefronts, parking lots, and exterior surfaces. A clean property not only attracts customers but also protects your investment.
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Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC: Professional Gutter Cleaning Services in Thousand Oaks, CA
At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we understand the importance of maintaining the health and integrity of your home or business, and one key aspect of property maintenance that’s often overlooked is gutter cleaning. Gutters are designed to protect your property by channeling rainwater away from your roof, walls, and foundation, but over time, they can become clogged with leaves, twigs, dirt, and other debris. When this happens, your gutters can no longer do their job effectively, leading to potential damage to your roof, walls, and even your foundation. That's where we come in.
Serving Thousand Oaks, California, and the surrounding areas, Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC offers professional gutter cleaning services to keep your property safe and protected. Our team uses the latest tools and techniques to ensure your gutters are clear, functioning properly, and free of debris, so you can avoid costly repairs down the road.
Why Gutter Cleaning is Essential
Your gutters play a critical role in maintaining the structural integrity of your property. When they are clogged or damaged, it can lead to a number of issues, including:
Water Damage to the Roof
When gutters are clogged, water can back up onto your roof. Over time, this can cause roof leaks, rotting shingles, and mold growth, which can compromise the entire roofing structure. Regular gutter cleaning prevents water from accumulating on your roof and causing expensive damage.
Foundation Problems
Gutters that are full of debris can cause rainwater to spill over the edges and pool around the foundation of your home. This excess water can seep into the ground, leading to soil erosion and cracks in your foundation, which can be costly to repair.
Landscape Damage
Overflowing gutters can also damage your landscaping by directing water to areas where it shouldn’t be. Erosion, over-watering, and soil displacement can harm your plants, garden beds, and lawn.
Mold and Mildew Growth
When water is trapped in clogged gutters, it can create a perfect breeding ground for mold and mildew. Over time, this can spread to other parts of your home, causing health issues and further property damage.
Pest Infestations
Clogged gutters are also a haven for pests, including mosquitoes, ants, rodents, and even birds. Standing water in gutters provides a place for mosquitoes to breed, while leaves and debris attract rodents looking for shelter. Gutter cleaning ensures that these unwanted guests don’t make your gutters their home.
Why Choose Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for Gutter Cleaning?
At Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC, we pride ourselves on providing top-notch gutter cleaning services that ensure your property stays in great shape year-round. Here’s why homeowners and businesses in Thousand Oaks trust us for all their gutter cleaning needs:
Experienced Technicians: Our team of professionals is highly trained in gutter cleaning, ensuring that we remove debris thoroughly and safely. We use the best tools and techniques to get the job done right the first time, whether your gutters are hard to reach or heavily clogged.
Thorough Inspection: We don’t just clean your gutters—we also inspect them for any damage, such as cracks, leaks, or loose hangers. If we find any issues, we’ll notify you so you can address them before they become bigger problems.
Safe and Efficient: Gutter cleaning can be dangerous, especially if your gutters are high up or hard to access. Our team is equipped with the proper safety gear and tools to safely clean your gutters, ensuring a job well done without risking injury.
Eco-Friendly Practices: We’re committed to protecting the environment, which is why we use eco-friendly cleaning products and methods. We also dispose of debris in a responsible manner, ensuring that nothing goes to waste.
Affordable Pricing: We believe that gutter cleaning should be affordable, and we offer competitive, transparent pricing with no hidden fees. You’ll receive a free estimate before we start the job, so you know exactly what to expect.
Comprehensive Services: In addition to gutter cleaning, we also offer gutter maintenance and repair services. If your gutters need minor repairs or adjustments, we can handle it while we’re on-site, ensuring that your gutters function optimally year-round.
Our Gutter Cleaning Process
We follow a systematic approach to ensure that your gutters are thoroughly cleaned and working efficiently. Here’s what you can expect when you hire Pure Pressure Wash Co LLC for gutter cleaning:
Initial Inspection
We start by inspecting your gutters to assess the level of cleaning required. We check for blockages, damage, and potential problem areas, ensuring that we address any issues as part of the service.
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