(Best read while listening to AEnima by Tool, loudly)

Dear Current Workplace,

Fuck you, for the reasons enumerated below.

Fuck your enterprise grey blue offices, the stifling warm air of a hundreds of bodies and sub par "development laptops".

Fuck your shitty carbonated water machines which were a cost saving measure over decent drinkable water.

Fuck your fake "flexi time", "you can do home office whenever you want" bullshit. You're still inviting me to mandatory meetings at 09:00 regularly.

Fuck your shitty, in house, third part IT provider sister company. They're the worst of all worlds. If it was in company, we'd get to give out to them, if it was an external company we'd fire them. And yes, when I quit I will quote the dumpster fire that is our corporate VPN as a major factor.

Fuck your cheery, bland, enterprise communication. Words coming under the corporate letterhead seem to lose all association with meaning. Agile, communication, open are things you write and profess to respect, but it seems your totally lack understanding of their meaning.

Fuck your client driven development. Sometime you actually have to fix the foundations before you can actually add new features. And fuck you management who keep on asking "why are there so many bugs and why is it always taking longer to deliver new releases". Because of you, you fucknuts, Because you can't say "NO" to the customer. Because you never listen to your own experienced developers.

Fuck your bullshit "code quality is important to us" line. If it's so important, then let us fix the heap of shit you're selling so that it works like a quasi functional program.

Fuck you development environment which has 250 projects in a single VS solution. Which takes 5mins plus to compile on a quad core i7 with 32 gb of ram.

Fuck this bullshit ball of mud "architecture". I spend most of my time trying to figure out where the logic should go and the rest of the time writing converters between different components. All because 7 years ago some idiot "architect" made a decision that they didn't have to live with.

Actually, fuck that guy in particular. Yeah, that guy who was the responsible architect for the project for 4 years and not once opened the solution to look a the code.

Fuck the manual testing of every business process. Manual setup of the entities takes 10mins plus and then when you run, boom either no message or some bullshit error code.

Fuck the antiquated technology choices which cause loads of bugs and slow down development. Fuck you for forcing me to do manual tests of another developers code at 20:00 on a Friday night because we can't get our act together to do this automatically.

Fuck you for making sure it's very clear I'm never going to be anything but a code monkey in this structure. Managers are brought in from outside.

Fuck you for being surprised that it's hard to hire competent developers in this second rate, overpriced town. It's hard to hire anywhere but this bland shithole would have anyone with half a clue running away at top speed.

Fuck you for valuing long hours and loyalty over actual performance. That one guy who everyone hated and was totally incompetent couldn't even get himself fired. He had to quit.

Fuck you for your mediocrity.

Fuck you for being the only employer for my skill-set in the region; paying just well enough that changing jobs locally doesn't make sense, but badly enough that it's difficult to move.

Fuck you for being the stable "safe" option so that any move is "risky".

Fuck your mediocrity.

Fuck you for being something I think about when I'm not at work. Not only is it shit from 9 to 5 you manage to suck the joy out of everything else in my life as well?

Fuck you for making me feel like a worse developer every day I work here. Fuck you for making every day feel like a personal and professional failure. Fuck you for making me seriously leave a career I love for something, anything else.

Fuck you for making the most I can hope for when I get up in the morning is to just make it until the night.

Best code performance incr. I made?

Many, many years ago our scaling strategy was to throw hardware at performance problems. Hardware consisted of dedicated web server and backing SQL server box, so each site instance had two servers (and data replication processes in place)

Two servers turned into 4, 4 to 8, 8 to around 16 (don't remember exactly what we ended up with). With Window's server and SQL Server licenses getting into the hundreds of thousands of dollars, the 'powers-that-be' were becoming very concerned with our IT budget. With our IT-VP and other web mgrs being hardware-centric, they simply shrugged and told the company that's just the way it is.

Taking it upon myself, started looking into utilizing web services, caching data (Microsoft's Velocity at the time), and a service that returned product data, the bottleneck for most of the performance issues. Description, price, simple stuff. Testing the scaling with our dev environment, single web server and single backing sql server, the service was able to handle 10x the traffic with much better performance.

Since the majority of the IT mgmt were hardware centric, they blew off the results saying my tests were contrived and my solution wouldn't work in 'the real world'. Not 100% wrong, I had no idea what would happen when real traffic would hit the site.

With our other hardware guys concerned the web hardware budget was tearing into everything else, they helped convince the 'powers-that-be' to give my idea a shot.

Fast forward a couple of months (lots of web code changes), early one morning we started slowly turning on the new framework (3 load balanced web service servers, 3 web servers, one sql server). 5 minutes...no issues, 10 minutes...no issues,an hour...everything is looking great. Then (A is a network admin)...
A: "Umm...guys...hardly any of the other web servers are being hit. The new servers are handling almost 100% of the traffic."
VP: "That can't be right. Something must be wrong with the load balancers. Rollback!"
A:"No, everything is fine. Load balancer is working and the performance spikes are coming from the old servers, not the new ones. Wow!, this is awesome!"
<Web manager 'Stacey'>
Stacey: "We probably still need to rollback. We'll need to do a full analysis to why the performance improved and apply it the current hardware setup."
A: "Page load times are now under 100 milliseconds from almost 3 seconds. Lets not rollback and see what happens."
Stacey:"I don't know, customers aren't used to such fast load times. They'll think something is wrong and go to a competitor. Rollback."
VP: "Agreed. We don't why this so fast. We'll need to replicate what is going on to the current architecture. Good try guys."
<later that day>
VP: "We've received hundreds of emails complementing us on the web site performance this morning and upset that the site suddenly slowed down again. CEO got wind of these emails and instructed us to move forward with the new framework."

After full implementation, we were able to scale back to only a few web servers and a single sql server, saving an initial $300,000 and a potential future savings of over $500,000. Budget analysis considering other factors, over the next 7 years, this would save the company over a million dollars.

At the semi-annual company wide meeting, our VP made a speech.

VP: "I'd like to thank everyone for this hard fought journey to get our web site up to industry standards for the benefit of our customers and stakeholders. Most of all, I'd like to thank Stacey for all her effort in designing and implementation of the scaling solution. Great job Stacy!"
<hands her a blank white envelope, hmmm...wonder what was in it?>

A few devs who sat in front of me turn around, network guys to the right, all look at me with puzzled looks with one mouth-ing "WTF?"

Talking means more breathing. Breathing means more CO2 emissions.
Pointing instead of talking is just one step closer to saving the environment, and saving the world.

Impulsive saving. I just cut a portion of newly written code (not committed), saved the file as a reflex, and accidentally closed emacs instead of switching window.

The environment should have had the cut in its clipboard, but nope. I should have a history of autosaves, but that doesn't seem to work as I expected.

Binding C-x C-c to null again :(
I have work to do on my .emacs.

for the 3rd time ive tried introducing some version control on a project that really needs it because it has multiple people working on it.

And because the last time my efforts got shut down because in practice people thought it was too much of a hassle to develop locally rather than on the shared development server directly, I made a feature that would let people checkout branches on said server...

Apparently the action of; saving > committing > pushing to your feature branch > merge after aproval, is still too much for people to comprehend; "I think this is too convoluted can't we just keep pushing to the production server to check our work and then commit and push to the master branch"

So I just got pissed and said fuck it, no more git then, I'm not even going to put any effort into changing tooling here anymore, and this is a massive project where we have to manually remove code that isnt ready yet from the staging environment.

Are the people I'm working with just this stupid or am I really overengineering this solution because I think 4 people should not be working on the same file at the same time without any form of version control and just direct upload to FTP.

(and yes, I know I should leave this job already, but social anxiety of starting at a new company is a big obstacle for me)

Note: I had AI rephrase this because apparently it was too full of swearing or smth to be accepted and I was getting a "there was an error posting this rant". Nice that people at devrant's can't even show a clear error of WTF is going on, not even in chrome dev tool console/network requests, so maybe you're able to figure out WTF is going on and fix your post. They must be the same kind of people I'm ranting about.

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TL;DR;: My coworkers are smart idiots that learn fast but can't control themselves into turning any project into a trashcan of spaghetti code and I'm burning out and want to switch for couple years to a simpler job.

I'm considering leaving my career in programming, consulting, and project management in favor of a more straightforward, manual labor job—perhaps something like baking or another role that relies on physical effort rather than constant problem solving.

I’ve reached a point where I can no longer tolerate the challenges of my current position, especially due to the dynamics with my coworkers. I long for a day where I can work for eight hours, exhaust myself physically, and then go home without any lingering mental responsibilities or ties to complex problem solving.

Over the past decade, I’ve collaborated with many people, yet I've only had the opportunity to manage an entire project from scratch on my own twice. In those rare instances, everything ran smoothly, issues were quickly resolved, and the code remained stable for years without constant complaints from clients.

Unfortunately, my coworkers, despite their intelligence, tend to overcomplicate even simple tasks. They often fall into the trap of overengineering, chasing the latest technologies and implementing unnecessarily complex paradigms, design patterns, frameworks, and techniques—even when I’ve offered simpler, proven solutions.

For example, I’ve built robust portals that handle everything from national highway finances and warehousing to HR and inventory management for major companies. In contrast, when others attempt similar projects, the resulting code becomes overwhelmingly complex and difficult to manage.

To give a few specific examples:

Example 1: The .NET Portal
We began developing a .NET portal about two months ago, which is now nearing version 1.0. Before we even started, the team had created multiple flowcharts to split the project into components like SaaS deployment, Docker integration, obfuscation, and separate portals for user administration and backend processes. Within a few weeks, they scrutinized and debated numerous authentication technologies—even though we had successfully implemented JWT token solutions in the past. The team continually shifts focus, leaving me uncertain about the final direction.

Example 2: Over-Engineering with Patterns
In another project, the team overused inversion of control (IoC) and mediation patterns, even going so far as to have an AI generate a custom message bus. Navigating this overly decoupled code is challenging; even Visual Studio’s IntelliSense struggles to provide guidance, and the code often feels like a puzzle that changes whenever I return from a break.

Example 3: Complicated Logging Implementation
We needed to add logging functionality, and I proposed a simple solution using custom exceptions that would bubble up to a central logging mechanism. Despite its past success in saving time and reducing frustration, the team decided to implement three different logging methods—one using .NET’s ILogger, another with Serilog, and a third hybrid approach. They even suggested using a rarely seen technique involving stack traces to determine which function threw an error. This approach added unnecessary complexity and only increased my frustration.

Now, even though the project is too far along for me to withdraw, I find myself feeling burned out just a few days back at work. The code has become a tangled mess, and even routine tasks like adding logging are turning into sources of intense frustration due to constantly shifting ideas and overly complicated designs.

On top of all this, I’m also disappointed with the performance of AI tools, which seem to be producing unreliable code that requires further fixes, compounding my frustration.

I’m now seriously contemplating a complete career change—perhaps even moving to a country with a better work environment, such as Denmark or Switzerland—in the hope of finding a job where the work is more straightforward and less mentally taxing and better paying

Random learnings/realisations/hypothesis:

i have found a sense of happiness in weird symbiotic environment : being rich in a poor environment and live with a poor-but-secretely-rich lifestyle.

i call it the "sheep-hoodie" lifestyle: being a wolf in a herd of sheeps but not with a sheep's skin glued to your body. rather a hoodie so you can be a friendly wolf , ferocious wolf and a friendly sheep whenever you want to.

my 1 group of friends are in a sheep phase : struggling in their life , crunched on money, not saving a lot or focused on savings and stuff. At least that's what shows up from their discussions. however when we are together, i see that we are always supporting each other, and sharing resources/helping each other while having fun

my another group of friends have a wolf lifestyle:
they are insanely rich, if you want to party/do something with them at 'their' level, you gotta have a lot of cash to burn . they are wolves because they know how to sell their stuff, whom to sell and how to retain the info for success. i don't enjoy much with them as their solutions to life problems end up with something that involves a lot of money than effort.

So my lifestyle is to earn like them, but live like my broke friends. they think that am earning 20% of what i earn now, and am also in lots of debts and family crisis. someday my lie is gonna burst when i buy expensive stuff lol

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#2
i have realised that i have an OCD for silence and psychotic reaction to noise . for me ,
Silent Environment >> sex >> any relationship.
I might react so aggressively to noise while trying to focus that i may end up breaking the closest of relations with anyone

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#3
thinking of having 3 twitter accounts just to fix the problem of devrant not saving content of dormant accounts :
- professional : an id where i will share my professionally stupid questions, achievements, debates etc
- personal/partial-anon : an id where i will share my personal thoughts and stuff. it might also include devrant screenshots / embarrising content that i make here
- true-anon : a full anonymous account for my(some) extreme thoughts, trigger content and explicit researches

my current twitter feed is a mix of first 2, but making 2 seperate accounts might give me more freedom(the level of devrant) to express myself than what i do now (as my followers are also interesting people but mostly related to tech)
guess i should move my tech content there than my personal content.

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#4
making an early opinion about something should only be done to research for truth/content/conversion/hype . final opinion should always be made after you trust something with a research. for eg, initial opinion of Elon Musk was he being a bad guy, but now after seeing his crazy ideas and approach towards twitter, he looks like someone who can truly make it a money minting machine.

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#5
A simple perception towards making money as not being a bad thing does wonders at a management level and life .
liberal opinion of twitter layoff and later changes were emotional and blaming, but thinking from a business approach, his company partners(and whoever he likes) now have special golden badges to feel like VVIP and have an orgasm, while he gave a dummy melon to every person on earth to pay for feeling like a VIP and have an orgasm.
a brilliant tactic to make money without anyone calling the minting of money as BAD. genius

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#6
was randomly checkin Insta, saw an ex-collegue share a random deep thought quote, and i realised that i might have known her for just a week or 2 in college, but she had a very nice nature.

However, she was the daughter of a very rich ass dad and had almost everything in life. she gave a bit spoilt(for me) look, like someone who did ciggs or drink, but her talks then and our chats later just on chat gave me a very nice hustler vibe (the type of people i like: hustling and professional)

I indirectly asked her on a date and she agreed. so, this is something very interesting for me, as i am hopelessly single and full of judgemental opinions/ strict rules. share your tips and notes on how to have a successful date, and stuff that one must NOT do . much grateful if you do not come under rule 29 of internet and share your POV

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Benefits of Driveway Cleaning:

Remove Stubborn Stains: Oil, grease, and tire marks can stain your driveway. Our driveway cleaning services effectively remove these tough stains and restore your driveway’s appearance.

Enhance Curb Appeal: A clean driveway boosts the overall look of your property, making it more inviting and appealing to visitors and potential buyers.

Prevent Long-Term Damage: Regular cleaning helps prevent the buildup of dirt, grime, and moss that can degrade your driveway over time.

Increase Safety: A clean driveway eliminates the slippery buildup of algae and moss, reducing the risk of slips and falls.

Driveway Washing: A Fresh, Clean Start for Your Driveway
Driveway washing is the best way to ensure your driveway stays clean and free of contaminants that can cause long-term damage. Our driveway washing services involve using high-pressure water to remove stubborn dirt, stains, and debris. Whether it’s a concrete driveway that’s become discolored or an asphalt driveway covered in dirt and grime, Shine On has the equipment and experience needed to bring it back to life.

Why You Need Driveway Washing:

Restore the Surface: Regular washing helps restore your driveway’s color and texture, giving it a clean, refreshed appearance.

Extend the Life of Your Driveway: By keeping your driveway clean and free of damaging contaminants, you help extend its lifespan and prevent costly repairs.

Increase Property Value: A well-maintained driveway can significantly increase the curb appeal and value of your property.

Fence Cleaning: Bring Back the Natural Beauty of Your Fence
Fences are a key element of your property’s exterior, providing both security and aesthetic appeal. However, over time, dirt, algae, mold, and mildew can build up on your fence, making it look dull and weathered. Fence cleaning is essential to restore the original beauty of your fence and protect it from damage.

At Shine On, we provide professional fence cleaning services that remove dirt, stains, mold, and mildew from all types of fences, including wood, vinyl, and metal. Our team uses safe, eco-friendly cleaning solutions combined with high-pressure washing to ensure that your fence is thoroughly cleaned without causing any damage to the material.

Why Fence Cleaning is Essential:

Restore Aesthetic Appeal: A clean fence enhances the overall look of your property, making it more attractive and inviting.

Prevent Long-Term Damage: Regular fence cleaning helps prevent the growth of mold, mildew, and algae, which can cause wood to rot and metal to rust.

Protect Your Investment: Cleaning your fence regularly helps preserve its condition and extends its life, saving you money on costly repairs or replacements.

Healthier Environment: Removing mold and mildew from your fence helps improve outdoor air quality and prevents the spread of allergens.

Why Choose Shine On for Driveway Cleaning, Driveway Washing, and Fence Cleaning?
Experienced Professionals: Our team has years of experience in driveway cleaning, driveway washing, and fence cleaning, ensuring a high-quality clean for every job.

Green Laptops: Your Destination for Refurbished Gaming Laptops and Professional Laptop Upgrades

At Green Laptops, we are dedicated to providing top-tier gaming laptops refurbished to deliver the best performance at an affordable price. Located at 7 Woodley Headland, Peartree Bridge, Milton Keynes MK6 3PA, United Kingdom, we offer a wide range of refurbished laptops, ensuring that you get premium technology that’s not only high-performing but also eco-friendly. Whether you're a gamer looking for the perfect device or a professional in need of a laptop upgrade, we’ve got you covered.

Gaming Laptops Refurbished: High Performance Without the High Price

When it comes to gaming, having the right equipment is key. Gaming laptops refurbished at Green Laptops provide gamers with the perfect blend of power, portability, and performance—without the hefty price tag of new devices. Our refurbished gaming laptops come from top brands like Asus, MSI, Dell, and HP, each tested and restored to ensure optimal performance.

We understand that gamers demand laptops with fast processors, high-end graphics, and superior display capabilities. That’s why we specialize in offering gaming laptops refurbished to meet these needs, all while offering unbeatable value. Whether you’re playing the latest AAA titles or engaging in competitive esports, our refurbished gaming laptops deliver the performance you need to stay ahead in the game.

Opting for refurbished gaming laptops not only saves you money but also reduces the environmental impact of purchasing new electronics. By choosing a refurbished gaming laptop, you contribute to a more sustainable future while enjoying an outstanding gaming experience.

Professional Laptop Upgrades: Boost Your Productivity and Performance

At Green Laptops, we also understand that professionals need reliable, high-performance laptops for their work. That’s why we specialize in professional laptop upgrades, ensuring that your device is equipped with the best technology to handle demanding tasks, whether you’re working from home, managing a business, or handling intricate design and development projects.

Our professional laptop upgrades can enhance everything from your laptop’s storage and RAM to its graphics card, ensuring it’s capable of handling complex software, multitasking, and high-performance applications. If you already have a laptop but feel it’s falling short, our upgrade services are a cost-effective way to breathe new life into your device and extend its lifespan.

By choosing professional laptop upgrades from Green Laptops, you avoid the high cost of purchasing a brand-new device while getting the performance you need for your professional and personal tasks. Plus, with our environmentally-conscious approach, you help reduce e-waste and make a positive impact on the planet.

Why Choose Green Laptops?

Eco-Friendly and Sustainable: Our gaming laptops refurbished and professional laptop upgrades provide an eco-friendly alternative to buying new devices. You’re not only saving money but also supporting a sustainable future.

Affordable Performance: Whether you're after a refurbished gaming laptop or need to upgrade your current device for professional use, Green Laptops offers the best of both worlds—high performance at an affordable price.

Expert Testing and Quality Assurance: All of our refurbished laptops and upgrade services go through a rigorous testing process to ensure you receive a product that works like new. Our gaming laptops refurbished and professional upgrades come with the assurance of quality.

Wide Selection: We offer a diverse selection of gaming laptops refurbished and professional laptop upgrades, ensuring you find exactly what you need to match your preferences and requirements.

Visit Us Today

Ready to take your gaming or work experience to the next level? Visit Green Laptops at 7 Woodley Headland, Peartree Bridge, Milton Keynes MK6 3PA, or give us a call at +44 7539 442547 to explore our range of gaming laptops refurbished and professional laptop upgrades. Our friendly and knowledgeable team is here to help you find the perfect solution for your needs.

At Green Laptops, we provide refurbished gaming laptops and professional laptop upgrades that combine affordability, sustainability, and performance. Make a smart choice for both your tech needs and the environment today!

Green Laptops – The Eco-Friendly Choice for High-Performance Technology.

Prisma Lighting: Your Top Choice for Home Lighting Near Me in Stockport
If you're looking for home lighting near me in Stockport, look no further than Prisma Lighting. Conveniently located at Unit 10, Gregory Way, Stockport SK5 7ST, we are your trusted local lighting supplier, offering a wide selection of lighting solutions for every room in your home. Whether you are renovating, updating, or simply adding a touch of elegance to your living space, we have the perfect lighting options to suit your needs.

Why Choose Prisma Lighting for Home Lighting Near Me?
When you need home lighting near me, Prisma Lighting is the perfect place to find all the lighting fixtures, bulbs, and accessories you need to brighten up your space. Here’s why we’re the preferred choice for homeowners in Stockport and the surrounding areas:

A Wide Range of Home Lighting Products: At Prisma Lighting, we carry a vast selection of lighting products to meet the unique needs of your home. From pendant lights and chandeliers to wall sconces, floor lamps, and table lamps, we have something to complement every room’s aesthetic. Additionally, our collection includes energy-efficient LED lighting, smart lighting solutions, and outdoor lighting options, allowing you to create the perfect ambiance throughout your home.

Expert Guidance and Personalized Service: Choosing the right lighting can be tricky, but our team of experts at Prisma Lighting is here to help! Whether you’re looking for task lighting for the kitchen or mood lighting for your living room, our friendly and knowledgeable staff will offer personalized advice tailored to your home’s style, size, and layout. We take the time to understand your needs and ensure you select the perfect lighting solutions.

Quality and Durability You Can Rely On: We understand that lighting is an investment in your home. That's why we only offer high-quality products from reputable brands. All of our lighting fixtures are built to last, ensuring that you get reliable, long-lasting performance. From LED bulbs to luxury chandeliers, our selection is designed to enhance the beauty of your home for years to come.

Energy-Efficient Solutions: At Prisma Lighting, we believe in providing energy-efficient lighting options that not only brighten your home but also help reduce your energy consumption. Our collection includes the latest LED lighting technology, which uses less energy and lasts much longer than traditional bulbs, saving you money on your electricity bills.

Affordable Pricing and Value: We offer competitive pricing on all of our lighting products, making it easier for you to transform your home without breaking the bank. Whether you're looking for a stylish statement piece or a functional light fixture, we have affordable options that suit every budget. With Prisma Lighting, you get great value without compromising on quality.

Lighting Solutions for Every Room in Your Home
At Prisma Lighting, we offer a wide range of lighting solutions for every area of your home:

Living Room Lighting: The living room is the heart of your home, and we have the perfect lighting solutions to create a welcoming and comfortable space. Choose from ceiling lights, pendant lights, wall sconces, and floor lamps that provide both style and functionality. Whether you prefer warm, ambient lighting or bright, focused lighting for reading and entertaining, we’ve got you covered.

Kitchen Lighting: The kitchen is one of the busiest rooms in the house, requiring a combination of task and ambient lighting. At Prisma Lighting, we offer a variety of under-cabinet lights, pendant lights, and recessed lighting to illuminate your countertops, cooking areas, and dining space.

Bedroom Lighting: Create a relaxing, tranquil environment in your bedroom with bedside lamps, dimmable lighting, and ceiling fixtures that provide just the right amount of light for your space. Whether you’re winding down for the evening or reading a book, our bedroom lighting options will enhance your comfort.

Bathroom Lighting: Illuminate your bathroom with our stylish and practical lighting options, including vanity lights, mirror lights, and shower lighting. Designed for durability and moisture resistance, our bathroom lighting will keep your space bright and functional.

Outdoor Lighting: Don’t forget your outdoor spaces! Prisma Lighting offers a variety of garden lights, security lights, and motion sensor lights that add beauty and functionality to your yard, patio, or driveway. Our outdoor lighting solutions are weather-resistant and provide reliable performance, day or night.

Why Buy Home Lighting Near Me from Prisma Lighting?