those people who take all the credit for your work!

> 1 hr meeting
> 30 min free
> 30 min meeting
> 3 hour meeting
> 30 min free
> 15 min "check point"
> How hard is concrete from 20 stories?!

@localhost I think you ought to seriously consider adding a new feature- myRants

TFW when just an hour of peer programming solve all your problems that have been bogging you down for a week.

True :|

At the gym, compiling my muscles 💪🏽

[person] so, what do game developers do?
[me]

We all met that one developer...

Class DonaldTrump extends Shit implements Asshole {
public final boolean PRESIDENT = false;
public final String THINKING = "bullshit";
public void talk () {
System.out.println(THINKING);
}
}

octacat wants to rant!

git blame

More like
git whose line is it anyway

Where commit messages are made up and the branches don't matter

As a developer, this is how I feel every day:

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

when you realise that as an intern you need a datasheet to understand the datasheet...

Had to implement a search feature for a client so I did and told him to check it out (it was a LIKE SQL statement)

He tested it out by typing in iPhone and Phone (there was an item called iphone in the database) and he was amazed about the fact it worked for some reason.

A real answer from him:
"it's working.. how is it working?
each item is tagged to multiple keywords without the user doing anything"

I said it's just a text search but I guess I should've said I'm using an advanced AI to extract all possible terms related to the item title.