When your non tech savvy girlfriend uses a function in windows you didnt even knew existed....

I guess this isn't just me? 😝

Switching from windows?

The secret of a good code ?
The right cup size.

@lunch conversation today..
Q: "if you were to write this world in a virtual environment, what would be the first thing you would define? "
A:" define Vegas as a closure with no return declared.
Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. "

What was your first language? What would you wish your first language was instead (if you didn't like it)?

Happy 1483225200

Today's my lucky day for job rejections...

"Unfortunately we have decided not to proceed with you as a candidate because the salary range you expect lies outside our budget."

That's very interesting indeed because in the very first interview (phone call) you asked me about that range and I gave it, straight and simple.

Then I had to do a coding challenge, which I usually refuse, but did anyway. It took about 15 hours. Let's not forget that it had nothing to do with the job I was applying for, but OK.

After that, a second interview, which took 1.5 hours and a third, which gobbled up 2 hours of my time.

Then you tell me that you're not willing to fork over the dosh, after having wasted 18.5 hours of my time!

Thank you very much, you anus blossoms!

Do not disturb someone especially if they are in the zone.

Hint : earphones on, a ton of error logs on screen.

I am Root

R, matey

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

Clearly his taste of music is different than that of mine!

dis is a very well said..salute to all devs..

I'll just leave this here......

Girlfriend thinks the only reason I feel her breasts is because I don't have a DevRant stress ball 🙈🤔🤓

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

🎶 He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town. 🎶

Found this in web