Trying to install ubuntu on usb...
Make it persistent, so everything stays installed on the usb.

Installing some packages, personalizing it.
Reboot... And..... It's gone.

WPA2 exploit has been patched

We are in 2017! :)

On trivia night at a local bar, the emcee had a "sculpt something from Star Wars out of Play Dough" contest. The prize was a plush BB-8 robot.

I made an unidentifiable shape, accompanied with this message.

I won.

I aspire to be this level of petty.

But I'd take it up a notch and buy several variations of the domain name.

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

I was checking an Arduino sketch I wrote in a hurry 2 years ago. I want to cry for the number of shit I've found there 😓
Picture + I had put as int variables that should have been boolean. I needed them for 0 and 1. As well as with no comments and no explicative names.

IF (no error ) {
Food is delicious;
Weather is nice;
Friends are kind;
Home is comfortable;
Computer is fast;
Return ( continue life );
Else {
Food is disagreeable to the taste;
Weather is stormy;
Friends are zombie;
Home is hell;
Computer is slow;
Return (stop life);
}
}

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Just got this awesome coffee machine that makes 120 cups of instant coffee on a single fill

Look right here at this beauty, one of my students wrote :D They were supposed to find all dividers of given number :D makes me question my whole teaching skills :(

When you're so deep into the code finding a bug that you forget what you are looking for :(

This was in my first semester in college. Some dude installed Teamviewer on any PC he got the chance to. There were people (idiots) who saw him remotely access PC and thought he was some crazy hacker!....
Damn. The amount of idiots I've come across with shitconceptions on hacking.

So im colorblind and i just recently found out that most IDEs use color syntax and it sounds like such a good idea.

Just managed to turn on and off three led with my phone on a raspberry and i feel like a fucking god !

Sunday afternoon extra work..
New guy: what do you do?
Me: backend, mainly
New guy: c#?
Me: yeah, but not just..
New guy: so you're good at it?
Me: I'm a fucking proctologist

Awkward silence, followed by nerdy giggling

When I started to learn functional programming I asked myself: "What the hell is this?"
Fast forward a couple of years, I still wonder what 'this' is.

Just heard the principal engineer say "C Hash" 😱

Being a dev by day and a simracer by night. I made a skin because I wanted to see what devRant would look like on a race car.

I'm browsing DevRant, giggling to myself, my girlfriend asks to see why I'm laughing,

I show her...
*Stares at it with a blank look on her face*
"I don't get it, explain it for me please"

I explain that: even if I explain it to her, she STILL wouldn't understand.

2 hours later she's made her first "Hello World" Java App so she can join DevRant 😂😂😂

Know your tools. Take some time to explore them. Knowing shortcuts, the capabilities of your IDE (and plug-ins), libraries and many more will look you like a wizard to others and can save you many efforts.

Naming advice for new devs:

Test
Test1
Testtest
Final
Finalfinal
Final1
Asdjsfkd
Jkhfd

No Avira, the java class file my IDE just created is not a virus...

"moved to quarantine"

For all you guys struggling at school or work. You're doing great fam. Just hang in there and do your best. Hardwork always pays off.

Shortest Android dev training course, 7 taps! I am now android development, yes? 😂

"....I heard you are good with computers?"
This is how it always starts.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Colleague: You know something about Java, right?
I: Yes..

(colleague shows some FRONTEND JAVASCRIPT and asks a question about it, FYI i am a BACKEND JAVA dev)

🙄😒