Windows xp + internet explorer = you can do a lot

Client: I want this type of app and website.

Me: Ok, I i'll do that, let's discuss the whole functionalities and flows.

Client: No, not right now, you just start developing, we will discuss functionalities and flows later.

😲 😂

My productivity hack? Exercise.

It's amazing what a good workout can do after a long day of work. The stress just melts away and i sleep like a baby!! Ready to rock and roll the next day. 😎

This applies only to Headphone guys. Don't listen to songs that contain lyrics you understand. Something with foreign lyrics you can't predict is fine. This way you won't find your brain resonating with the song instead of your code.

I'm pretty sure most of you already knew this, but it's worth mentioning

The endless loop of Linux gaming problem.

!rant

A simple yet cool wallpaper that I enjoy; I thought maybe you guys would like it too

Serious question, what's so great about using Macs for programming and dev work? Junior dev here and all my colleagues and superiors can't stand them.

Is there actually a technic benefit that I'm missing?

I see people posting setups so I will share mine. three 27" Asus monitors. left for viewing site, mid for code, right for db :)

My first unity try :D

please

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

One day I will pay for Sublime Text…

At times I agree

Java Joke......

Getting a Java Null Pointer Exception

A friend asks me for help with one of her subjects in college (She is taking a degree on Communication sciences):
Her: "Hey! Can you help me with Java next semester? I am going to have a subject about that..."
Me: "Java in your degree? Strange... You sure it's Java?"
Her: "Yes, I'm sure! I've talked to some people of my degree and they said it is Java. Can you help me?"
Me: "Okay! Do you have any documentation so that I can check what you are going to learn about Java?"
*She sends a PDF*
I open the PDF and the first page says: "Introduction to JavaScript".

Being the champ. ;)

a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

Best place to learn Android development?

A business analyst turned to one dev and she asked him:
- Can you teach me programming?
- Yeah, sure. Do you have any idea which language do you want to learn?
- Nonono, I dont want to learn languages, I want to learn programming.

#Respect

If Rockstar wants some piece of AR gaming.

The only way I can get something done in the summer...

There are two rules to success.
1. Don't tell all you know.

Cat code analytics

I was looking through some code I wrote 10-15 years ago. Seriously, WTF? Makes me want to invent a time machine to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Wi-Fights

Who wants these?

I wish I had one..

She said Yes !