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Creating a bug while fixing another..

Sorry if repost 😸

I self-training on PHP, Ruby, Python, C# during 1 year without knowledge in programming. Now I finally find a job as professionnal web developper, without degree !

Worst security ever?

Deadlines.

(src: http://turnoff.us/geek/deadline/)

Halloween

The valiant, majestic high horse I get to sit upon when a pm is completely and utterly wrong about something.

Working from home.

Best thing about being a dev? Non techies can't question your reasoning.

Oh, and Dilbert.

Best part of being a dev
I can use devRant.

Definitely working from home.

Fixing bugs one at a time

Different levels of programming...

It must stop...

Turing test

when eslint has had enough of your shit

Difference between windows and Linux!!

#Reality

When devRant asks if you want to share your rant on Facebook or Twitter!
It's a rant!

1 - Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2 - Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3- Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.

4 - Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5 - Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

6 - Users find 137 new bugs.

7 - Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

8 - Entire testing department gets fired.

9 - Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

10 - New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He raises the programming team's salary to redo the program from scratch.

11 - Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

12 - fml

!rant

Well, I did it.

My alpha first app I'm sharing with the public.

It's small, it's not pretty, but it's mine.

Say hello to, Coding Trainer

https://github.com/IronPhreak/...

Coding trainer is a project to encourage users to code more and not procrastinate. This is done by incentivizing users to work on their code in order to access certain "fun" programs

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I know this isn't the best as it's only a small amount of code and hours worked on, I know it can (and will) be improved. However this has given me some experience I didn't have before which will lead into future apps I work on

we've all been there

When you need to be sure

This should be illegal!

Shopping goals - meeting this salesman

Yippi kiyeah motha fukka

Honestly I'm doing this tomorrow.😂

Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

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