a developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden, but alas he did not have root access 😂

I've founded a startup and we're making the world a better place through inter process messaging and signaling frameworks utilizing politically correct race and sexual orientation emoji for more efficient SaaS and PaaS data center communications. We're MoLoSo.

One of the many joys in a programmers life

This Adidas shoebox as a laptop's stand to feel like a true slav

Every damn day.

To her friend: "I downloaded myself a lot more RAM last night, my laptop is so much faster!"
...
No, person on the bus, you did not download extra RAM. Sorry.

When play store literally knows how to kill your time by recommending devRant while you actually are supposed to be studying why you do this to me

I usually use cumsum

That moment when you run out of names in games

My eyes can't focus on the text with the pretty avatars next to it now!

Heys guys, so I made this little Chrome extension that shows you news feed from blogs and websites (of your choice) in your new tab page. Ya know, so you don't have to go to any specific website or app or anything. So, give it a spin maybe?
Its called Blink: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...

thanks :)

PS: Sorry if you think this is spam, just wanted to share it.. Its free and open source..

That feeling when the front-end is easy to build because you have designed a good back-end 👌

Learning to code in Visual Studio with such lame examples that I literally have to minimize my screen so that no one mocks me. #beginnerproblems

!rant

I started learning Go language. I have never seen anything so beautiful in my life!!!

Merge the data tables they said....it should be a simple join they said....

Looking back at the code you wrote in your first year of programming

Please implement this for the avatars 😂

That feeling when you get job offers because programming is a mere interest in LinkedIn. I don't even know any advanced languages yet!

Holy fuck I look forward to this career!

Friend: Oh, so you are software dev. What do you write mostly at work?

Me: bugs

I remember last year in school one of my teachers had us make a little web page with HTML and CSS. She was confused when I was using an external CSS stylesheet. She thought all the CSS had to be in a style tag inside of the index.html file...

Installing a new Linux distro and forgot to back up my SSH key from the last distro...

We just moved from ClearCase to git and got to deleted all the dead code and unlinked files that have been stuck in the repository for ten years. The most satisfying toilet flush ever.

That's how I learned OOP in Java at University 😎😅

Sequel or S Q L?

I find myself dipping between the two recently depending on who I'm talking to. It's driving my insane and I can't stop myself -_-

When I don't get shit done

Please, donate ++ for this poor man with no avatar.

30 and feel too old to learn programming. suddenly get opportunities to code at work in a framework that I hate. asp.net

also manager approves my request to give a windows server exam with Microsoft which is in a month. never been so stressed :/

How I feel when my app runs

Switched to Visual Studio Code as my main editor when not using an IDE and really enjoy it way more than I thought

When you try to clap in a presentation while holding coffee and spill it all over yourself.