Do we google better ?😂🙈

That was for installing chrome

Nope.. Not doing that.

File > New Project > Create

(awkward silence)

Me: ....
Computer: ....

Upgrade! :D

Quite possibly the worst question I have ever seen on Stack Overflow

When your system is so damn motivated, it tries to give its 200%

Multi vs mono threading
😂😂

100 / 100 😂😂

Debugging comments be like...

How YouTube handles their Internal Server Error. They have trust issues on humans. LMAO!

Switching to Android from iPhone, this is how i feel 🤘

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

Finding my car in the parking structure is much easier at 1am.

This one made my day. It's so true that almost hurts

Credits: https://tinyurl.com/jg8lc47

CEO is right

"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

We just fucking code get your hipster bullshit out of it
Thanks 😃

Oh god :D

This has never worked for me.

I work as an Enterprise Java Developer. When people ask me what I do, I tell them I work with beans.

Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish!

So there's this girl I have a crush on...

I spent about 5 hours today coding and I was totally in the zone. I'm talking things were working properly, tests were passing, bugs were being squashed all over the place. It was completely amazing, I felt like a god ruling over my code kingdom.

After about 5 straight hours I realized that I needed food so I got up, stretched my legs and had some dinner. Well I sat back down about an hour ago and I am SO far out of the zone. Everything is breaking, I can't focus and I have no idea why. My kingdom was overrun with a plague of bugs in just the short time I paused to eat.

Moral of the story: when you get in the zone don't stop for anything even if it seems like basic human necessity. After all we aren't human when we're in the zone, we are coding gods.

Take a Look at my Brand new stress ball

Finally a Hackathon from My College

http://www.robothon.cecieee.org

Joining the duck family with SpiderDuck. Let's see how my new companion will guide me through the learning of android app development this year.

Stupid annoying client want me to add 2 new fields on a form. Ok I said, my estimation is that I need 2 days to make the changes on form, database and all the scripts that posting and getting data, plus testing. His reply was, come one do you really want 48 hours to just add 2 fields, its sooo easy!!!! WTF dude... if it is sooo easy why are you fucking bother me??? Do it your self!!!!

Love you my dear...

When you start porn but find yourself thinking about their recommendation engine🤔