Are you for real Guido/python devs?! Can we stop shoving politics into non issues just to virtue signal please?

What the fuck is next?! Oh you can't kill a process you politely put it to sleep, you can't call that machine a server anymore it might get offended now it's called a service caring electrical appliance, hey what about removing python all together after all python could be misconstrued as phallic and drive women away; I know! Let's call it Santa/elves instead of master/slave!

Fuck off! And what's that of you being akward saying server/slave terminology around black people? That's insanely racist! Who the fuck thinks all black people are descendants of slaves? Why the fuck are you racist enough to imply they can't do their job properly because (unlike you) they would be uncomfortable, you low expectations racist fuck!

You just fucked with your open source base and I really don't wanna see python going woke and then broke.

https://github.com/python/cpython/...

!rant
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/...

Boss: Are you almost done with that project?
Me: *closing Google search of "dogs in top hats"* I need more time

I once met a very cute client. Inner me was saying​ to go and get this girl. But company's code of conduct is completely against it that an employee shouldn't ask his/her clients out with you or date with him/her. Even my colleagues knew me as a man of criteria. So I leave
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the Code of Conduct and now she is my gf. :)

Lady calls me asking for help with her website.

First thing she does is trash all FIVE of her previous developers for "never completing the project."

No, thank you. Take your crazy somewhere else. Buhbye.

It changed my life, really. 😁

Holy shit, this is fucking awesome

When you see it..

I think that instructions on ransomware are more clear than on troubleshooters nowadays... 😂

All of them ;)

I only code at work.
Now that I don't have an employer I don't code.
The distraction is no employment.