Seriously....

Your data is backed up daily and weekly. Until..

Love a machine that can just keep going.

Just me, explaining how my code works.

Basically AI.

When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

To the guy that invented NULL...
Thanks for nothing.

*This is a corrected version of the dad joke originally containing zero.

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

IP Man == Network administrator

Whenever i see "Create an app without coding" advertisement on facebook, first thing that come in mind is "Fuck a girl without a dick"

Epic Answer .... 😂😂😂😂😜😜😜

Marriage is basically deploying your relationship to production.

Well guess what, I was coding with a friend of mine in a café .The waiter took our orders ..glanced at our screens( We were using Linux terminals ..fucking npm I swear) and then a few minutes later the manager comes up and says - ”Sorry ,but I am gonna have to ask you guys to leave " ..We were like wtf man ? Well apparently the staff felt that we were hacking using their WiFi .. God fucking dammit..typing on terminals is not Hacking .

So true

classmate: Hey, "friend" told me you do freelance website development. right? I need to create a new website and need your help.

Me: umm... OK... what's it about?

Classmate: It's for my dad's friend's business.

Me: OK. but I will charge the standard rate.

classmate: No... I will make it myself. I just want your help.

Me(Internally): ...not again...

Me: Do it yourself then.

Classmate: It will be quick. an hour or two max.

Me: *speechless*

Classmate: And one of my uncle who did IT told me that c++ is faster. can we use that instead of HTML?

Me: huh...?

classmate: you don't know shit.

... classmate walks away...

This guy somehow manages to get As in exams (mostly cheating. and our papers are shitty theory papers which you can mug up. so that helps) and in a year will have an IT degree.

the beauty of learning to code.. wait, what's that say again?

"They told me to install Linux! Do you have the exe with crack?"

Me: ∆_∆

Made a really cool spinning animation on a button that submits a form...

API Call is too fast to see it

setTimeout

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

haaahaa

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Jaja so true

And that was enough encouragement

Dear nerds from all over the world,
We get it. 404 pics are funny.

But did you know there other status codes too?
Like...
204 - No Response
301 - Moved
302 - Found
400 - Bad request
401 - Unauthorized
402 - Payment Required
403 - Forbidden
501 - Not Implemented
502 - Service Temporarily Overloaded

I'm sure you'll also find funny situations with these.
Thanks. We're the best!

Chrome in a nutshell.

Just a refresher..

Yes it is a wireless mouse! lol.

the best way to learn programming is not by just reading books and coding basic examples. it is to take up a project which seems impossible and start doing it piece by piece, with the help of Google and stack overflow

Google: "Please prove you're a human."
Me: "Hello Google, I'm human!"
Google: "Prove you're a human..."
Me: *Stabbing my finger and dripping blood on the computer*
Google "Prove you're a human!!"
Me: *Crying, laughing, expressing feelings*
Google: "Prove you're a human I said!!!"
Me: "4527"
Google:" Thank you."

Boss called ! Said no need to come in today because it's friday and I worked hard this week... feeling like a boss. 💪