How I feel when code is working

How to write ethnically correct code!

For 30+ years I thought I needed faster computers. Turns out what I needed was a dog.

Truth be told

Finally received the cool devRant stickers. 😃

Another awesome dev quote

very important before you leave this world..

Hackers

This right here..😂

This sums up the corporate world

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like:

It happens to me each month..

flash will be flushed

True.

-Are you programmer?
-maybe?
-can you do something for me?
-can I?
-I need you to hack this Face..
-Not again...

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

 A lady walking by notices him and says

"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."

Haha lol

Mobile developers that don't own a smartphone

When you have to fix your mom computer over the phone for 2h because you can't access through teamviewer... That rage you feel while you think "ok, breath, she had to teach you how to use a spoon once..."