Hilarious 😂😂

Who's ready for some horror?

More that 1K ads 😂😂😂 YouTube...
unreal.

If programming languages had honest slogans, what would they be?

-C : Because fuck you.
-C++ : Fuck this.(- Dan Allen )
-Visual Basic : 10 times as big but only 5 times as stupid.
-Lisp : You’re all idiots.
-JavaScript : You guys know I’m holding up the internet, right ?
-Scala : That was a waste of 4 weeks.
-Go : Tell me about it, Scala.
-Python : All we are saying, is give un-typed a chance.
-R : Whoa, I was supposed to be a statistics package!
-Java : Like a Roomba, you guess it’s OK but none of your friends use it.
-PHP : Do Not Resuscitate.
-Perl : PHP, take me with you.
-Swift : Nobody knows.
-HTML : No.
-CSS : I said no.
-XML : Stop.

Source:@Quora: https://quora.com/If-programming-la...

Received stickers today. Awesome 😁 My laptop is slick 😎

import *; //imports everything :D

class MyJava{
//Some code here....
}

Witchcraft is what windows update is. Turned my C:\ drive partition to RAW during an upgrade. I had to start over, no files...nothing. I was shaved bald. It was a sad night.

...And code fails to run thereafter :D
https://reddit.com/r/...

Finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my java classes

Real programmers use...😀😀😀

Trying to figure the egnima that is javascript 😂😂

So true 😂😂

True programmers 😎😎