"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Days and days, 5+ hours later I finally figured out the issue.

The client is just fucking retarded, that's all.

5+ hours of my life wasted, much awesome!

Yell globally

I'm not a designer but...

us government pls

net neutrality

we need it

kthxbye

So true...

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

They call it 'stupid'

00:00: Yeah I'll change that now, it'll only take 5 minutes.

00:05: well that's done, better do this too though before I forget.

02:20: well that escalated quickly.. Better grab 3 hours sleep while I can.

04:00: Fuck.

The next time you see your boss, ask him. Are we using the Joel Test?

Just riding a Segway eating a sandwich rocking my devRant sweatshirt.

!rant

I just figured out you can double tap rants to give them a ++.