@dfox After clicking on a rant, it would be really nice if swiping right would take us back to the list of rants, rather than hitting the back arrow. Makes 1 handed navigation much easier <3

whenever I see someone named Jason it makes me giggle

Wanted to make an account on Payoneer to get paid from 99designs for the stuff I make there.

Entered my password, got error.
"Please use only the latin alphabet, a-z and 0-9"

SERIOUSLY, it's banking stuff. how can they not allow secure passwords? *sitting here, crying"

should work

That one cunt who keeps turning the air con off because he came to work in shorts and sandals and now he feels cold.

When a senior employee farted like hell and can't do anything about it, but to deal with it because you just started as a junior. 😷

Google: "Please prove you're a human."
Me: "Hello Google, I'm human!"
Google: "Prove you're a human..."
Me: *Stabbing my finger and dripping blood on the computer*
Google "Prove you're a human!!"
Me: *Crying, laughing, expressing feelings*
Google: "Prove you're a human I said!!!"
Me: "4527"
Google:" Thank you."

Couple of SQL databases walked into a "noSQL" bar.
But after some time they walk out...

As they couldn't find a Table... :)

Only 5 minutes until it's only 15 minutes to only 1 hour until lunchbreak

I need vacation

Currently shitting, thanks for being there devRant.

Feels good to take a break from the computer screen.

finnaly, from the desk to outer world. breathing this kind of air is the best feeling. 😂

Used hashmap instead of arraylist for 13000+ entries and fetched it from hashmap. Earlier used to take 1500ms to execute and now only 500ms.. First time, optimization of code for which i can see the difference in real world.. Its a good feeling.

"Did I seriously just use brew to install NPM so that I could install bower so that I could use a Ruby gem?"

What happens when I say "uhm... and what if I remove this two little lines of code?"
Ctrlzctrlzctrlz

Not sure if that even mean anything

I worked at a company that had timers on the lights. If you were in a stall for 10 minutes it would go pitch black. You either had to hope someone was coming in to pee soon or open the stall and wave your hand hoping the motion detector would see it, and hope no one was about to walk in. Keep your Kingdom Rush games short.

I just wrote "git vomit" instead of "git commit".

Well guys it was nice being dev while it lasted. Reevaluated my life and decided to travel the vast world and become a Pokemon master.

I always hated those challenges...

The best time to code is after 11 at night.

My last girlfriend was a Linked List. It was easy to get head but getting tail required serious effort.

Yo Mamma ....

How to generate a random string:

My setup

Finding this buried as a joke...

Pretty much

Stumbled upon this old gold on reddit. If I tell you that my monitor is now not covered in accidentally spat out espresso, I'd be lying. 😂😂😂

Hello everybody! I'm probably not supposed to be ranting here becuase I'm not a dev but I started my journey today towards Android by spending a whole day successfully making a Java program and just wanted to share my free and satisfied feeling with you all!

Motherboard City, Take all my money && bring me here.