alias cd..="cd .."

"Is it just me or is Youtube down?"
YES
IT'S JUST YOU
THEY PICKED YOU OUT OF A BILLION USERS
AND TOOK IT DOWN
Sorry, good night.

If there only was more space to make the button wider and not have to cut the button!

Just a personal thing (and no clue why) but I can't fucking stand it when people say www. in front of their domains.

Working as a Linux + support engineer, I get quite some calls where people have to give me the domain they're calling about.

"what's the domain if I may ask?"
"oh that's www.theirdomain.com!"

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST SAY THE DOMAIN, WWW. IS *NOT* PART OF IT, IT'S JUST A FUCKING SUBDOMAIN 😤

She said yes!❤️

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

Git....
alias such=git
alias very=git
alias wow=‘git status’
$wow
$ such commit
$ very push

The superpower to perform version control on reality. (Git)

Imagine this universe (the current branch), which is made up of a series of events (commits).

Having this ability to allows us to:

- undo events (git reset/git revert)
- reorder events (git rebase)
- transfer to another universe (git checkout)
- derive a new universe from current universe (git checkout -b)
- delete a universe (git branch -D)
- apply an event from another universe (git cherry-pick)

and my favorite:
- merge universes and their events (git merge)

we have to resolve conflicting events, of course.

What else? ;)

Silicon valley season 1 - episode 10

Filename: devrewrite_v092.js

A javascript file running html code

Every single group chat I'm in has started talking about multiple things at once and I'm always SOOOOOOOO tempted to make a comment about multithreading but then I remember that nobody else will find it funny. I NEED MORE PROGRAMMER FRIENDS.

Dracula theme on any IDE.

"Why is this taking so long?"

"Unforeseen complications"

"Why didn't you factor that in while estimating?"

"Because thats impossible, by definition."

Her: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Learn to code
Her: Can you install an antivirus on my laptop and make it go faster?

Now I just want to kill myself. Who else here has encountered this?

Am I the only one pissed by this? Wasn't this supposed to return You

Customer: *brings in laptop and printer* My internet has been terrible lately, so this printer hasn't been working very well as a wireless printer. Could you fix it?

Me: Well, it wouldn't help much because it would be hooked up on our network, so when you take it home it won't work on yours.

Customer: I don't understand...

Me: *thinks for a second* okay, so it's like you have two streams of water. Whatever you do in the first stream doesn't effect the second stream of water.

Customer: I still don't understand....

Me: Never mind. Just go home and give us a call. We'll be able to help you better that way.

Customer: Okay, thanks!

Coworker: You can't cross the streams, Rider!

After 27 Hours of Node Coding, Now i seriously need STRESS BALL... Can i get 501 UP On this Rant?

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

I often times write code and think to myself "I don't have to comment this, it's obvious what is going on", only to find myself back at the same code, figuring out wtf it does...