😂😂😂

Finally finishing one of my countless side-projects and becoming rich. Weird dream...

This night I dreamt that I could build indexes (yeah, boo me on the plural) for relalife things..trees, buildings, birds.. Everything gets an index, Oprah style!!!! And once last month I also dreamt I could debug real life things.. Look at the person and see what's wrong with them.. All their stats, bugs, everythiiiiing!! So disappointend when I woke up :(

Coded a girlfriend, still pretty proud about that

Weirdest dream about programming? Isn't it weird enough that I dream about it?

Every 2019 tech startup: We do deep machine learning with big data in the cloud.
Investors: Please take our money!

Maybe it's not exactly about programming, but sure damned it caused it.
Back in the day I managed to create a warcraft 3 map which played tetris. The orc peons ran down with faster and faster speeds, since it was a multiplayer, we used to play it with friends. We played it so much during the day, that all of the dreams were about orcs running and exploding once you finished your line. It was the only dream I remember having.