Am I alone? 😅😂😂

maybe gotos are good after all

This is bullshit ...

Soo true... Light vs. Dark...

Internship is just a cover name for slave work on 21st century

So I've recently become interim sys admin at my current job.
I'm not sure if I'm doing things right but...hey, I switched the entire office to Linux so that counts for something right?

This describes it pretty well.

Push your commits before anyone else, so you don't have to resolve any merge conflicts 😈

well that was insightful.

Hands.
Imagine how hard typing could be without hands.
"Look Mom!! No hands"
*bashing head on memeboard to code*
*best tool ever*

Vi/Vim - Blasters are nice, but I prefer my lightsaber.

Customer service fun!

*remotes in to see customer's browser*

Customer: You can only see my browser window, right?

*now does obligatory scan of the rest of the screen to see _why_ customer felt the need to say that, spots suggestively-named JPGs...*

Me: Yes, ma'am! Only your browser window. You said the issue was...

My experience while learning C#:

>trying to print an HTML element of a website to console
>doesn't work
>why
>changes a few things in code
>runs code multiple times
>still doesn't work
>looks closely at code
>wait a second
>walks to wireless printer
>finds nearly 10 pieces of paper on the floor
>I hate myself

Proper use of 21:9

Such immense satisfaction when. You have been telling the other team that the problem is on their end and providing more and more evidence that it is but they insist it's in your end and now finally they are admitting the problem is on their end!

Who like to listen chiptunes while programming?

Anybody else has the "gif glitch" issue

#region debug_details
Android 7.1.2 beta
Nexus 5X
#endregion debug_details

The longer you code, the darker your IDE becomes. #000000 for life