LOL!!!

What do people here use to 'manage' projects in small teams?

Im currently working in a team of 2 and using gitlab for git and using the changelog for changes and todo stuff.

Its working 'alright' but its still a bit of a hassle specialy for 2 persons.

People here use other tools that are faster to use etc?

@Endurance are you my ex by any chance?

My 9 year old son checks out the source code of every website he visits. If he finds something he doesn't understand, he bounces it off me. I love the snot outta that kid ❤️❤️❤️.

2 hours wasted on stopping a page from scrolling a bit, the missing piece was overflow: hidden on body.
Moments like these really get me down from my high horse

How much coffee do you consume in a day? I'm somewhere between 3-5 cups

I don't wanna be too serious in my comments but I fear the reactions :/

!Rant

It's Friday at the office in Denmark, which means 🍻

I broke it!

There's a resizing handle in the corner that probably shouldn't be there...

Migrating to Australia
need some advice and Luck

- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.

Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-

when devrant itself speaks binary

Discovered Mr. Robot. Productivty went like 📉 💥

Have an interview this coming week for a position that pays 125% more than I currently make... So excited. 😁

don't think I'd be allowed this at work, but at home, its an amazing way to release my programming frustrations!

The best answer

Coffeemachine!

Forget talking to a duck, I talk to this cute little fox I got from one of our work weeks at Mozilla <3

Latest accomplishment. Programming my Raspberry Pi to record my apartment when I leave and stop when I get back.

celebrating 25 years of WWW with IE😂😂 LOL

Customer: Can you create a social network for me in a month for $300? 😑

StackOverflow knows everything!

One night I asked question on SO first time. So next morning, really excited man, want to see my scores. But result was -3 rating! "F**k!" And urgently deleted my question. But SO gave me `Peer pressure` badge, badge for `Delete own post with score of -3 or lower.`... OMG!

Roles and responsibilities!!!

"Can we build an app that works only in South Africa, for multiple clients, with no WiFi connection, each app contains an entire website and database to use offline, where any changes to one database synchronises every client's app, and also save those changes to our servers?"

These clients are hundreds of miles apart and on the other side of the world.

A girl that I like once ask me to download movies for her because her internet at home is slow. A day after that I told her that the first 3 on the list she gave me is done. She then told me that she forgot to bring her thumb drive and ask me if it is possible that I email the movies to her instead.

Best story ever

This really happened to me yesterday at work.

Me: *walks into office*
Coworker: Hey Will, I got a question for you
Me: I...[read more]

Bro, I want to hack Facebook. I have learnt HTML. what to do next?

Glad that the only issues I have in my life are on Github!

I played a prank on my coworkers. Covered the bottom sensor of the mouse with part of a post-it note. I went home for the night.

The following morning My boss was the only one in at first and spent an hour unplugging and plugging it back in. He was just about to go out to buy another mouse when someone else came in, immediately looked at the bottom, chuckled to himself and took it off.

Programmers be like