Never got devRant stickers.

A year ago: we will build an awesome platform! You will see!

Today: we have 2 javascript and 1 java frameworks.

They said: hey, we need to hire a guy to work directly with you and help with your everyday tasks.
They didn't say that he will be in a different country.

Always. Returns. True.

Someone doesn't know about lambdas.

My company don't want to buy me a new computer: Im stuck with 2012 Dell. No kidding. And I am supposed to run 10+ docker containers all the time, plus java IDE.

Of course, I bought a new computer - by myself. Fuck my company. I don't have time for stupidity.

My iPhone can't turn on after being off for 10 days. Tried everything.

Fuck you Apple. Its 21st century. My nokia from 10+ years still can charge.

"We are releasing today" - sentence my project/tech manager keep saying for a week now. Of course, we changed few core components during the week - because, why not - and nothing works now.