AboutBeen coding for years now and still love it, spend most of my times looking for programmer jokes rather than code documentation (i know its called slacking off) 😅
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Why would you use graphdb for "facebook-like" notification system?
It doesn't work that way, dude..
So when writing golang code, you can put alias into the imported library
And one of interns in my office include include our company's library called "helper/session", and alias it with 'hSession'
Now all the code which use that library has to look like "hSession.ErrUnexpected", "hSession.NewSession"
Well, i think i've played too much VN and anime, but still i'm having a good laugh when doing the code review
Just finished creating a new git repository for my modules (we're using microservices)
Guess what, i misconfigured the socketmaster and the apps port
So the socketmaster run on :9000 meanwhile my apps run on :8888
Spend a good 1 hour to find that problem
Not by me, but by my friend
He write a shell command to alias 'cd' into 'rm -rf' and then print out 'hehe', then save the command to bash_profile
Me? I put that command to our engineer's slack channel and wait for a natural selection does its job2
So, more people = more effective?
Let's see how you can deliver a baby with 9 women with only 1 month
P. S:Good luck with that!!6
Why did you have a problem with reinventing a wheel?
How can you be so sure that the wheels that been invented are perfects?8
- Everything works 10 minutes before presentation
- Nothing works on presentation
- Cry myself in toilet after presentation9