I used CSS to vertical align some text..

without checking Stack Overflow

I have been getting a lot of angry glances in meetings since my latest laptop sticker :D

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

That moment you do "close all tabs" after solving a bug 🐛

was finding bug on server all day long until I look at the client side code ._. I'm so stupid

Declare var. Not war.
Execute programs. Not people.

When someone is watching over my shoulder my codeability sinks with 30%. When coding in just underware my codeability raises with 10%.

Last time someone watched over my shoulder I felt the -30 and tried to raise to -20 by entering underware-mode. Didnt work, somehow they couldnt combine. Turned out to a really awkward situation and codeability instead dropped even more!! Around -70% felt like a project manager!!!

About Brexit.

I hate it when I use an app on Android and it's not in material design just like devRant app. :P

Why is it called RAID0?
Because the number 0 is standing for the number of files you can recover when a drive fails

Where is "this" pointing to??? 😦

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

I had a nightmare yesterday that I bought 3 licenses of Norton antivirus

Two minutes of silence to all Microsoft employees who were looking to switch jobs through Linkedin. 😂😂

devRant frustrated my all life. checking devRant at operating room while waiting patient for surgery

I had no idea that devs liked stickers so much.

😂

there's nothing we can do about that!

That moment when you browse github repos to contribute but then you realize the APIs are way more advanced than you're coding skills. #fml

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!

..that will be all...

Having problems with your boot sequence? don't worry I'm here to help!

Exception handling: when you really like a cute girl and are about to ask her out. Still you kinda also chit chat with her slighly less cute friend in case something goes wrong.

Finally a community that understands me instead of judging me 👍🏻

+1 if you think devRant needs a favorite button on each rant so you can create a collection of top rants 😊

The first 'Hello world' Web page I built in school will always be my favorite.

code the rainbow

installing a theme on WordPress apparently makes you a developer

What does @dfox say?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|