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AboutWorking as a Backend dev, to make the world a better place.
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SkillsPHP, Js, MySQL, Linux, Docker...
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Joined devRant on 7/18/2016
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To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.
Unless you work in my team, of course.18 -
If I had a dollar for every time IBM disappointed me, I would buy IBM and turn it into a company that sells dildos and fake poop so their product would be more up front and direct.3
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Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.53 -
When my colleague asks for help when debugging, I like to start of with setting a few breakpoints.5
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Never ask a woman about their age.
Never ask a man about their wage.
Never ask a dev about their bugs.7 -
The Android guys at Google take care of the developers and their use case scenarios.
Like when they have to make an app that works on Jupiter.
Or on the Death Star.11 -
This is one of my favorite quotes when it comes to programming. So many developer are too eager to start coding instead of spending a bit more time on thinking.11