Android development in a nutshell

My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

Whoops

Exit from Vim - Done! 😎

I think we all have this. (sorry if repost)

When someone changes your IDE background color to white

"It's compiling"

Maybe time to implement a dupe-check making it impossible to post the same joke/meme more than x times in a 3 month period? Sorry guys but some jokes are just getting very repetitive..

classes

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

Just got this amazing gift for my newborn from the guys at work!

Start them young

so true!!

That client that wants to host their shitty one page website in their own IT servers bc don't trust Rackspace or AWS

have to reintroduce myself to java now that i will be using it again.. first thing i see.. "Java is popular"... well so is Hitler.. whats your point?...

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

Windows 😛😛

Why he avoids thinking...

When you leave your workstation unattended for five minutes.

What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

Languages without semicolon and curly brackets feel weird.

HTML + CSS

Just left a job where I felt like one of the best devs on the team. At my new job I feel I have so much to learn from the devs I work with. I'm so happy. :)

When you're stuck on a bug for days and junior dev fix it in minutes behind your back.

There's a meowing duck hidden in Amazon's html code

Picture of the Day :D

recruiters right now

wife said she'll accept my pull request once I'm done with the dishes

When you are a CS major/part time developer and your uncle gives you a swiss army knife as a present "so if you have to fix computers you have the screwdriver ready"

<?php

wakeUp();
goToWedding();

while (atWedding() && bored()) {
browseDevrant();
}

goToTrainStation();
sleep(2700); // got there 45 mins early

while (trainIsMoving()) {
try {
workOnDevrant();
} catch (ProcrastinationException $e) {
// got distracted by devRant
}
}

goHome();

while (unrespondedStickerRequests()) {
sendResponse();
}

goToSleep();

?>