nah, we are not quire ready for a v1.0 yet...

The life of a coffee

Came in the mail today. I forgot I put in for this! 😂

Just another one of my workstations, hologram illusion included xD

Got a job as an Android Developer 🎉🎉🎉

Me : "Hey the proxies aren't working anymore"

Them : "The what ?"

Me : "The what-you-call 'webs references'"

Them : Ooooh right

Yeah let's just call a cat a dog

Conducted a workshop on Git yesterday.

It hurts my brain when people use him as an example of successful drop outs.

For starters, this dude's a literal fucking genius. The average person that considers dropping out is far away from the level of intelligence that Bill had when he dropped out.

average_person != bill_gates

fellow web developer helping me with debuging

Oh my GOD the difference an SSD makes is INCREDIBLE

Such a relief

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

So I met the CEO of my company today. By cutting past him in line at Starbucks.

Me: good morning, what can I help you with?
Client: I THINK REMOVED SOMETHING AND NOW ALL MY EMAIL IS GONE. HELP.
M: okay sir, do you have the domain for m....
C: HEY WAIT IT'S BACK NEVER MIND THANKS BYE
M: Oh tha....
*click*

😆

Finally sharing my desk! The team is allowed to work in a dark room, the proper environment for developers.

If you see someone coding at mcdonalds, starbucks etc.

"Excuse me, would you like a fork for that spaghetti"

I prefer silent kills.

× open Jira ticket classified as a BUG REPORT
× Title: "Mike"
× Description: "Mike is working with us"
× assign it to Mike

× reopen it every time it's closed

im officially a nerd

"Oh I notice you have already run uglify?"

Coder: "No"

My dad found a phone a few weeks ago and asked me what he should do with it. Knowing how much it hurts to lose personal data, I said I could try to find the owner and send it back.

My first attempt was to search through the files on the SD card in order to find an identifying document (CV, bill, address...) but there were only family pictures.

My second attempt was to unlock the phone and check the information about the owner and the accounts linked to it. But for this to be possible adb has to be enabled. Good thing is that that particular brand shows an option for activating adb on the recovery menu.

But then, it's Android Oreo and I haven't found a way to lift the lock pattern. I thought I could bruteforce it over the shell (as I found there could be about 1300 possibilities for 2 to 5 point patterns), but there is the same attempt throttling as on the screen so that would take ages.

Finally, I found the owner in the most "social" way : The phone was displaying the weather for a particular place. It turns out that there are only 3K inhabitants in that city, si I thought that a big enough Facebook group might help me find the owner. So I posted a message on a 500 people FB group dedicated to this city with a selfie of the owner : someone identified her within 20 minutes.

Mission accomplished 😎

Internship is over and my one year old kitten is sleeping with me. Life can't be better.
Idk if he sees me as an older bro or something lol.
Anyways, good night, fellow dRs!

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Ma chéries!
What job sites do you recommend?
I want to leave this nightmare behind.

As a Developer i hate this sentence from every Managers...

"THIS WILL NOT TAKE TIME".

But can it run Android Studio smoothly?

"Sometimes the best way to prove your own value is to let a client play the field." - Matthew Haeck

My Data Structures and Algorithms sample midterm exam's instructions mentions "No Morse Code allowed"

Missing the first entry date for university was probably the best thing that happened to me.

Got to work full time and show off my expertise in "reallife scenarios" for nearly a year.

Best experience i could've made until now.

He proved he is the hands-on guy they were looking for🤣

I look for a job cuz I want to buy games. Now I have a job I don't have time for games.