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I thought i'd see what the avatars look like with different color eyes.
I personally like red. It really brings out the undying hatred I have for my peers.
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I don't judge people based on race, color or gender.
I judge people based on the software they use.24 -
My boss intentionally changed my IDE font color to black since im using dark theme. I was literally confused a solid 30 minutes.
FFFFUUUUUCK16 -
Chinese app programmer fights product manager for asking the app UI to "change color according to user phone case"
13 -
Mindblowing CSS answer from one of our students, yesterday:
```
li{color:blue;}
li{color:red;}
```
=> Final color of <li>?
- Purple!
:-O5 -
My colleague left her PC unlocked with an open project so I changed all her IDE colors to white. White text on white background! 😈
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"I'm a full stack dev."
<html>
<h1 style="color: red">
<?php echo("Hello world"); ?>
</h1>
</html>
...16 -
When a client refuses to pay you because they don't like the color of their logo.
I was hired to build a website.11 -
!dev
!!rant
!!rooting while drunk
I got drunk last night and painted my nails. I bought a really pretty shade of purple that should match one of my favorite shirts, and it's my last day at the office today (EVER; lease is up), so dressing up is a great idea, right? I'll feel better and more confident and it'll make everyone miss me.
Except. I was drunk.
And for some reason thought painting them in the dark was a great idea.
Oh, they look horrible!
and apparently I don't own any nail polish remover, so.
Today's going to be the best day ever!
😄😅😢☹23 -
Changed my background up, changed the lighting color, and added a MacBook to the setup using Synergy. Thoughts?
22 -
Client: This blue looks a bit too white against the white background, please make it more standout.
Me: But this is your corporate colour and it is one of the colours in your branding guide. In it, there is also a warning saying “don’t use colours outside our palette” and “don’t use coloured typography on coloured background”. So you should use this blue only on white and you are not suppose to change the colour.
Client: Yeah, keep the colour but make it more saturated and change the tone a bit, so it has more contrast.
Me: 🤔11 -
I sent and email of some code to someone, and when I coppied from VScode into the Email Cliant it saved the Background Color + Syntax Highlighting 😆
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Not using blockchain to color my cryptocurrencies pink so that my AI knows which cloud computing would be best for GDPR1
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So I was looking for mod for Payday 2, when suddenly I've bumped into this video with this beautiful color scheme
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A single fucking CSS SELECTOR has over 12000 characters !!!!
JUST THE SELECTOR !!!
Just to add `color: #ffc311;` to a bunch of fucking elements !!!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK !!!
Why not create a fucking class like `color--orange` and add that on all the elements you need to have that color, at least !!
THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE !!!16 -
Today was bad day.
- only had 3 hours of sleep
- 1.5h exam in the morning
- work in the afternoon until 8pm
- 1 drive crashed in a RAID5 array
- wasted hours of data copying
- my hands and arms got really dirty from all that nasty trump-face-colored dust in the server room
- nothing new in the west
- I have to get up in 4 hours again to start a new copying task
- I only knew it was friday today because the devRant meme game was reaching the weekly peak
- lists can save lives
- good night 😴3 -
#Weird incidents with a designer
This girl texted me a picture of her newly painted dark-greyish nails
Her: what do you think is this color?
Me: #2222224 -
Adding borders to HTML elements? Nah.
I put them in a parent element with a background color, then add margin to the child.7 -
I love apps that let you customize the settings, and this one is amazing. It allows the user to customize nearly everything! Even the icon color and the LED blink color.
12 -
girlfriend: "which color do you like better for the kitchen?"
me: "${girlfriend.kitchenColorChoice}"7 -
Protip: use "color f0" whenever you use cmd in public, so you can disguise it like a notepad to avoid being branded as a hacker7
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It's dark. It's pitch black. It's scary. You go '000000....'
Someone shines a bright spotlight on your face. You go 'FFFFFF.....'2 -
How I picture w3 meetings about the CSS color spec.
The result, we have both color: gray and color: grey in all their variations (light, dark, slate...)
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Me: "Inherits a project"
Me: "Reads code"
Me: "Mom, pls put me back to kindergarten, I just wanna color drawing books again"1 -
When I say I'm coding, what I *actually* mean is screw around with my .vimrc and color scheme for 6 hours.2
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I decided to give my old keyboard a makeover. The top bezel used to be silver in color.
Dell SK-8125
3 -
The color sucks on my laptop. It's simply not accurate at all.
Pink looks like purple, yellow looks like orange, the colors are dimmer than what they really are, and etc.
No wonder my group thinks I'm color blind. D:8 -
When you discover #C0FFEE is not a drink but a color.
(Sadly it's not brown but a strange light green)4 -
I'm the worst with color combinations and I want to enable dark mode on the privacy/security blog!
What color combinations (if you have hex codes or something, please share!) would you think would suit the blog?
Halp :P36 -
Client wanted to add "password usability" features such as:
Password1 === pASSWORD1
Him: Facebook and Google do it
Me: You're not Facebook or Google
Him: Well sure, not without this feature
Me: 🤔11 -
Designing a new software product: 1000 hours
Designing a logo and picking a color scheme that pleases everyone: 689236323447876 hours1 -
Notepad++ is best. It take seconds to launch and provide color schemes for every language and its indentation is really good.12
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Is there an English (UK) option for writing CSS properties? I could never get used to writing "color" all the time 😧23
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Power-out inspired pi project!
Just a simple flashlight. Brightness and color can be controlled by the joystick. It runs off a phone battery pack
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You just have to use jQuery. And the whole jQuery UI package, because we need to animate the background color of that single div.8
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This one comes during my first coffee.
*on a print poster* we don't like this black on the fonts, please create a new color and name it black, please
I almost choked with my coffee. WTF?!4 -
me: boss, the new ssl certificate is ready and working fine in the website.
boss: cool, let me see it ... is wrong, this button must be wide and the color is ugly, do it again and tell me when is the button is fine
me: but, the ssl ...3 -
Any eyedropper tool on linux that works in 2 click or shortest amount possible? Like instant eye dropper tool on windows, I don’t need stupid pallete on the color picker, I just want to grab the color asap with little effort21
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Customer: '... But we really like our boxed layout with the yellow background color!'
Me: 'I think we should start seeing other people...'3 -
I just bought an amazing Bluetooth headphone but I'm really FUCKING PISSED because when its charging the led flashes green and when it is charged it flashes some fucking other tone of green and as someone who has daltonism it makes me really fucking frustrated because I can't say tell the difference even if my life depended on it... PLEASE DONT BE THE STUPID CUNT THAT DESIGNS SHIT LIKE THAT! JUST MAKE IT NON COLOR DEPENDANT FOR FUCK SAKE!
Thanks.4 -
When you're tuning the Frame-Color for the devranton application, accidentally apply it globally and it kinda looks nice:
12 -
I'm partially color deficient, which means I can differentiate most colors, except when there is a low contrast between them.
The genius freshers in my company (well, they joined at the same time as I did, but I still call them freshers because they never goddamn improved since they joined). Anyway, these freshers thought it'd be a great idea to take design decisions upon themselves and chose the shittiest colors ever for designing a complicated interface with the most horrifying color palette you'd have ever seen.
Everytime I'm asked to debug this page, I have nightmares as they explain things to me in terms of colors :/4 -
I've designed an icon for my app, its a messenger for couples.
Need a review about this one.
Any suggestions about color etc would be great.
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Always use an editor with color syntax highlighting. About 20 years ago I spent 3 days and nights debugging something that was a simple typo error. Since then I always use an editor with color syntax highlighting.7
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Apparently color pair 0 is reserved in curses.
So modifying it will never work.
Even though that's not in the documentation.
I've wasted hours.
I finally changed the color pair to 1 and everything worked.
God.
Kill me now.2 -
"Ok can you make the background color black and the font green?"
"Sure"
"Okay now a 3D WebGL game but build from scratch" -
For a solid 5 minutes, I was wondering why the text color wasn't changing.
Sometimes I really hate being a dev.
4 -
Changed my profile color. On the new website... yellow as a background is a bit too much like a light-themed IDE 😁
7 -
A php site delivering javascript in json
Which is executed by eval
{ jsaction :"document.getElementById('id').innerHtml = 'hello world' ; document.getElementById('id').style. Color='red' " }5 -
I was once requested to update a website and the requirements were that it "must be flash based...and use our company's color scheme."
I saw the current site and critiqued the color before knowing that the color was the company's signature and had to be there. The colors were a pukish yellow like someone pissed all over the site and that color was everywhere. I said that site looked like something from 1998 and flash was not the way to go.
They wouldn't hear any of that. No need to mention I didn't take that job. -
On internship I made a little gui that would let you change the color of the company's enterprise software.
Despite it not doing anything functional it was what everyone wanted to have. -
Client: I want it to be a black color.
Me: but this is black
Client: Not this black, I want the kind of black you see when I turn off my TV
Me: :/2 -
Normies Developers
Crossfit Languages
Vegans Frameworks
Politics OS
Religion Color Scheme
Pets Editors
Sports Conferences
Fashion Companies
Movies Movies4 -
I just did the equivalent of (it's actually a lot longer, this is psuedocode):
Color bg = Color.argb(
mColor.getAlpha(),
mColor.getRed(),
mColor.getGreen(),
mColor.getBlue()
);
god im tired…4 -
Well, this is awkward!
(Had this notification pop up on my lock screen a few days back (OnePlus 5 user))
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@echo off
color a
echo Hacking...
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
color c
echo Failed, aborting...
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
pause4 -
Does anybody know why java is brown in GitHub, html is red, objective-c is blue, and swift is yellow?
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Feature_Request
I suggest, if the OP comments in his/her post, the OP's username should have a red stroke (or whatever color)4 -
client: use THIS color for the background.
me: work work work
done.
client: ohhhh that's too colorful.3 -
I received this special picture per WhatsApp. It changes its color the first time while downloading and the second time after you tap on it.
It goes from about #ff96e1 to #42000d
(Yes, I know these Thumbnail-Faker but in this case it keeps changing its color even after opening and closing the pic multiple times)
I did not find anything by inspecting it on PC...
Does anyone have an idea how it works?
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Found this gem while cleaning up code:
.colorNavy { color: navy; }
This needs to be printed on a navy tshirt.4 -
What is wrong with all these WordPress designers who go around tagging themselves as Full stack developers, it really sucks4
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Step 1: open CMD
Step 2: *color 2*
Step 3: *mode 1000*
Step 4: forget what you actually wanted to do -
Client: I told you to change the color of this word! It changes every time I go back to this page. *refers to a hyperlink*
Me: oh okay. -
Now that I have a ++, I changed my BG Color so that it looks nice but I think we need a full color picker now.
BTW @dfox any ++ privileges on this? Maybe you could add my Drafts feature 😉😏
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I can do HTML, responsive CSS with JS but there is one damned thing blocks me all the time. What color?
How you guys choose your color on a webpage?14 -
Every time I add ++ to something the supporter badges onscreen change color! Are these Christmas lights?4
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When you start using CSS classes like this: class="fontsize-16 fontweight-700 height-100 text-center button-border padding-2 color-red display-block lineheight-3"1
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In my previous company we developed a CRM web app for the company to use internally and it was in my humble opinion really easy to make sense of, but for some freaking we kept getting calls whenever someone got an error, and our default response was always to send us an email, then we will get back to you, as it was mostly stupid things they called about, for example, a customer might have to be status terminated, before you can click button A, button A would then be disabled and employees would call asking why. Apparently, people got annoyed by our response and went to the management, to get some guidelines as to when they could call the "development apartment" for help, so the management sends out some guidelines as to when they could call, write or whatever... The following was done without consulting us in any way ANY WAY AT ALL!... Because we all know management knows fucking best, and why bother asking the people that sit with it every day, and the way it was done was by saying:
If the background color on your error is red, it means the error is fatal and you can call the developers immediately, if its orange send an email and they will answer within 48 hours LIKE WTF... Seriously???. That was basically it, and honestly we had just been using colors, without much thought to it ofc red, was an error etc. But they we're not "OMG EVERYTHING IS BREAKING" alert, so we decided to use a couple of hours refactoring the color of the flash errors, and after that, we did not have many red alerts(None, yes none what so ever) We changed all the red ones to orange, and introduced some new colors. That worked for some time around 6 months or so, but then people obviously started calling again like, why even bother... So we created a simple service desk, blocked all incoming calls to our phones that were from regular employees, heard a lot of complaints about this from the employees, management was mad, we had so many meetings with those top paid management fuckers that know everything (way better than you and me), about how to handle this. As it took way too much of our time, that people couldn't bother trying simple things, or make some sense as to why a button is disabled etc. We ended up "winning", was allowed to block calls for some time, till the employees had learned to use a freaking simple service desk, it's not fucking rocket science Okay, stop being a pain in the ass... And it actually fucking worked! Most relaxing time after people got a hang of using the service desk instead of calling life was good after that... <3 -
Non-techie friend: Does Blu-ray Compact disc will be blue in color or contains blue films ( In India we use blue films to refer porn movies ) ?
Me: :/6 -
Made a new color scheme, and I really love using it for syntax highlighting.
Now I need to fucking port it to every single editor & terminal...5 -
I'm so tired I just wrote
background-color: round;
and I still have homework…
still happy though, I just got my first domain!1 -
Anyone knows why I can copy paste text with color??
OS: Android 6.0.1
BTW: It's a regex for searching frequently repeating duplicates. Have been trying this for a while but still not working perfect...
6 -
Came to work this morning with a bunch of cards coloured red, marked "urgent"...
And it's Monday... the day after Sunday...
The blues day...
Blue's my favourite colour, but this blue (and reds) I do not like...
Ok snoozy mind of mine... wake up!!1 -
My classmate and friend next to me in the programming room likes to use color 0a in his cmd. My eyes7
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Features that I'm looking forward to:
-profile pictures
-friends
-chat
-possibly a different color scheme?7 -
!rant
I was coding some simple themes for a management system I'm currently working on my job, then I remembered about @Alice and I thought to myself "Fuck it, why not?" and added a subtle pink theme
3 -
When I open rents on web, some of them are backgrounded by very intense colors. When the rant is a little bit long, this becomes harmful for the eyes.
Who else noticed that?
7 -
With all of them going gaga about Dark Mode everywhere, is there anyone else at all who thinks light mode is so much more easy on the eyes during the day alone at least?36
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Why yes, yes I do sort my M&M's and Skittles according to color, then eat them from fewest to most.3
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That moment when you change a color property in the interface builder and Xcode decides to go batshit crazy then crash.1
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Took an hour to fix color of scroll bar.
The issue I fixed from this "#injectLocation ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb" to this "#injectLocation::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb"2 -
The new Android messages color changes using Google material design 2 looks like the Easter Bunny shat all over my phone.3
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Did any of you hear Tim Cook's recent statement?
'Apple CEO Tim Cook says it is more important to learn how to code than it is to learn English as a second language.'
I mean, most of the code that I'd ever work on would be in English, no matter which country I'm living in. Most of the resources, documentation, tutorials are in English. Plus, if you think algorithmically, the logical code flow closely resembles constructs in English language. How could I possibly code without knowing English?
Go home Tim, you're drunk!
https://qz.com/1099791/...2 -
When you deploy a priority based ticketing system for bugs and ops creates a level one priority ticket to change a the color of a button... FML1
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Anyone had this been there - done that moment?
You know when you are developing a web app, you start and then after a while end up wasting hours on just which color to use in UI!!7 -
Did anyone else notice that background color for devRant (dark theme) is #40415A?
If only it could just be 404 lol4 -
My eyes are burning. Too much color on the notifications page, evil avatars.
There should have been a warning "Do not open in dark!"5 -
Question to people who use vim as their main editor:
I want to use vim as my main editor and I setup a color scheme. This only looked the way it should in gvim but looked weird in vim. I have read online that this is because of the limited color support of terminals.
So the question: do you use gvim or how do you handle color schemes in vim?4 -
My family don't even know what dev is, one day my mom sat with me and I was working on my project using sublime. She watching monokai theme and asked me:
Why are these words in different color everywhere?
And I told her that which color means its a variable and which color means its a function, constant.
even though she didn't get a thing but I told her -
Intern: *writes text-color: 'white'* Hey, I'm trying to apply this color, but it doesn't work.
Me: Remove the "text-" from it.
Intern: *confused*
*Removes "-" and makes it camel case.*
Me: No, it should just be "color".
Intern: Okay, that works. Thanks.
(-_-)
Ohai,
It's been 172 days (since my last post)10 -
!rant
Improvements for devRant
Add markdown support.
Change ++ -- button's color. (they look like they are disabled)
More probably coming soon
@dfox @trogus5 -
When you accidentally write a color hexadecimal code as a 'string' in CSS, that's how you know you write too much backend code.2
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At the company I work they just updated confluence to a version with new UI. The new blue tone for the navbar is just FUCKING UGLY!
Don‘t seem to be able to change the theme of it anymore either...
Soooo I made a firefox plugin to fix it xD
Cuz why not.
And I learn‘t how to create firefox addons^^ -
var color = red ?: 'green';
Is this readable? For me yes, better than bunch of if(!red){color='green'}13 -
Optimized some code yesterday to speed up writes and reads to the various channels of a pixel of an image.
One of the changes was to directly modify the original image, instead of copying the modded pixels to a new image.
Code stopped working.
After a day of debugging and going insane since the methods that had to be working were in fact working, I decided to check whether the image I was loading had an alpha channel, which my program wrote to and read from.
No alpha channel. Some days I feel like a complete fool. -
My professor bored to just seeing terminal line of my project cause they can't get it.. so I did this:
http://lookpic.com/O/i2/...
Attached link because image is not uploading1 -
designer sent over a mockup that uses Illustrator's missing font color as button/brand color. why??
4 -
I want a simple solide orange color for my text.In preview mode it works perfectly .when I render my composition I get this messy color any ideas ?
7 -
btw boobies because hair color and because sometimes I speak about myself in feminine gender just to mess with people (and because mentally I am probably a woman even tho physically I look like a man - shit happens)7
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!rant
Buy some colored pens. The more colors the better.
I did it out of curiosity. Ended up being a life saver when taking notes and planning work on paper. It probably cut my work in half. I spend more time writing stuff on paper and planning stuff, but when I do write 10 lines of code, they turn out to be pure gems fitting perfectly in the entire structure. I write them with tons of confidence, knowing that I had thought of everything and I didn't forget anything, because everything is right there, in color, on the diagrams that I drew.3 -
Just changed my avatars skin color a tone darker since it‘s summer 😬 keeping up with real life. And expression chosen really fits reality 😱👍🏼😂2
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Purchasing the premium version of packages and making it open source so you can rip off the author. 😂😂3
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How many of you find the color of disabled ++ for self posts in devrant seems more appealing as not disabled???1
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You should know you can write error codes in hexspeak. Here is a color chart for eyecatching illustrative purposes.
2 -
Developers probably use yellow as the default color of emojis since it's the best balance between all the possible pigmentation of the human skin.5
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CSS4 seems to add some cool features. But my favourite will be the new color declaration. What is yours?3
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How do you know when it is time for a break?
transition: color 0.5em linear;
When you cannot figure out what is wrong with this transition...2 -
Qt to develop desktop apps. It's very well documented and easy to get with it. Even the green color used for the background logo is nice!!!3
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Editing rants i wrote more than five minutes past.
Edited on my Huawei P8 mini lite with dual sim slot, golden color with 32gb sdcard.4 -
Canadian PetPeeve #1337 when frameworks/languages use American spelling, goddamn it's colour not color9
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My color combinations sprint be like:
23* - current best
36
81
111
170 ...
Either i am a typical programmer or way too choosy!!! -
Saw a git repo that contains the node_modules folder and some dependencies and was wondering how'd fuck did this guy get this up here.... Mehn some devs can be super powerful(funny)
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Finally got these sexy stickies. Gonna put them on my ASUS bastard when its back from repairs.
Thanks devs ! Gonna spread the world.
4 -
When i decide to change the color lines of my Linux bash i would never imagineted that it was so hard lime that 😅5
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Solarized Dark anyone ? In my opinion one of the best scheme ever invented. Even if you don't like just edit it like you want, it will still be solarized dark.3
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I made "glass holder" application for Android. The glass wich I put on the phone can change color too. It's only available in Hungary. Do you want to have it? If the answer is yes, I translate it to English and publish everywhere.3
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2014
Me: Ordinary wordpress *completes wordpress site within 3 days*
2019
Me: *after learning several technologies* Spent a whole day customizing a Lightbox modal in wordpress. 😌1 -
ERRORS: HAIR JAM. COLOR-SAFE CONDITIONER CARTRIDGE RUNNING LOW. LEGAL-SIZE HAIR TRAY EMPTY, USING LETTER-SIZE HAIR ONLY.
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Bought gorgeous usb cable for my keyboard project. Happy so much, it suits keyboard color perfectly!
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What are some cool plugins, color-schemes, whatever else for vim/nvim?
Current setup is nvim + Plug + YouCompleteMe + UltiSnips1 -
Legacy app using jQuery to attach event listeners to table rows just to change the background color. That's gross, even for legacy.
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Okay for some reason I can make an almost accurate avatar version of me but I can't change my eye color because it's not even a feature?3
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Dear fish (shell for anyone who doesn't know) ,
why the hell do you also color non errors red. Just gave me a damn heart atrack -
Does anybody know some good, preferrably rather high-contrast vim-colorschemes? Both light and dark.
Currently testing through tbe base16 collection. Tried solarized but aint my cup of tea.3 -
I can't find a good theme for my jetbrains ides. Can you please recommend some color scheme, font or theme?4
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Who knows what the Angular team has in mind that they are upgrading the lang as if it's a trend in fashion2
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when the designer doesn't know that opacity style affects the whole element and everything within it... why don't you just give me the exact color and color scheme?
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Always valued my every minute but seems I have given up the principle for a cron job which I have to wait for every minute to run so I can see what I am doing on the log file.
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When the rest of your team doesn't know how to spell and use "colour" "grey" as variable names.
😑 It's "color" "gray" as far as I'm concerned.2 -
Something as simple as changing the color on a pie chart in visual studio frustrates me!!!!!!
why cant it be as simple as color = color.black!!!!5 -
How do you guys calculate complementary color?
I feel like I have a good algorithm but I also feel like I've been posting too much recently so I just want to know what you guys do to calculate complementary color.3 -
Why user requirements are ever so uncleare defined that there are a new Button Color or a complete ui redesign a possiblity 😤1
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!rant
I found this kinda cute and pretty symptomatic of the time and society!
source: https://vomaria.threadless.com/desi...
2 -
Seems like everyone's avatar background color is orange. Thus, I am faced with this dilemma: I can continue to use my favorite color, or change my background and be a special snowflake.2
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As a front end programmer and UI designer, what really annoyed me is that the color on my notebook screen is not what it shown on my phone...1
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Live Color picker, I had developed this project almost a year ago. It was when I had started learning python. I wasn't aware of devrant back then so couldn't upload a rant for review.
But as they say it's never too late to start
I would like to have some reviews on this beginner project of mine. 😄
https://github.com/globefire/...1 -
What text editor do you use AND what color theme are you loving right now? I’m in VS Code and I like “Monokai Dimmed” or “Solarized Dark”3
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So, umm, is there any way to change my avatar's hair color so it isn't red? Because right now I look worse than Lisp...
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(define (day p)
(map(lambda(color)
(colorize p color))
(list "red" "orange" "yellow" "green" "blue" "purple")))
>(day(square 5)) -
Any app which you use for long periods of time should have a night mode.
Night mode, for color optimizations for dark and to prevent straining of eyes.2 -
So funny that I spend most of my time at work reading rants rather than working. Can you guys allow me to concentrate by not posting any rants. Lolz
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Do read my article on Live Color Detector using python. I would like some feedback from you guys.
https://myblindbird.com/mini-projec...
It would be really helpful to me.3 -
Any idea of any online tutorials(video, written) that explains using react,NodeJs along with redux4
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Using native-base for my react-native apps and semantic-ui for the react(web) based projects, any idea of any other UI/UX styles?2
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!rant
That moment when you choose a JavaScript frontend framework based on the color of its logo (really love green color)2 -
Edit fields that use system foreground color, but force a white background. Light grey on white thank-you-very-much 😡2
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