Found this gem in a popular online tutorial.

Talk about tough questions.

"HTML is a language that needs to be compiled"
- Web dev "teacher"

Q : How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

Cache me outside #cloudCache

Not even Microsoft support's IE 8!

Last Friday a coworker told me he was planning to go to a local hackathon in the city that weekend. Then I asked him to tell me what was the app they had planned to build and he said: `Oh no, I can't tell you, a lot of ideas have been stolen this way`, I thought that was rude by not telling me but whatever.

Today, I came to work, saw him and asked how did the hackathon go and he looked at me with sadness and said: `Dude, we screw it up, we had to left the contest`, `What?` I said, `Yeah, a couple of hours before the pitch some guy came to us to review what we were doing and we presented our idea, "an app to track bus routes" and he said "there is already a local app that does that and it was the winner of a previous contest`. I told him that I knew that app and her founder, he said he wished he had told me the idea last Friday so they could pivot to something else and not leave the contest.

Conclusion: Ideas are worthless, execution is everything.

No matter how logically clean and simple your SQL code is, test your data....TEST YOUR DATA.

Never release on a Friday or before vacation

The girl in me loves Pinterest;
The programmer in me luvs devRant;

See everything's source code just by looking at it. People, cars, everything.

OpenGL, you outdated piece of shit. 😤

When there are only 2 pages on Google you know you're in serious shit.

Things are not always #000000 and #FFFFFF