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Clojure, Haskell, Common Lisp, Scala, Java
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http://isaackhor.com
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IsaacKhor

Joined devRant on 11/6/2016

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Stupidest client ever:
I once had a client that requested me a new website, all went well and get paid.
After a month our two, he called and requested a change on basically all pages. I sent him a estimate of 2h, he approved, signed a contract and I've made the changes. He never paid me that changes. After 2 months ignoring my calls and emails I've rollback to the pre-changes website. He called me anything you can think off and that I would be sorry for done that... I was like... WTF??
- Pay me and I'll put the changes online.
He replied:
- you will be sorry. See you in court.
We went to court because of FUCKING 200€...
Court decision? The client was obligated to pay me the 200€ and all the court expenses...

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Boom! Official answer.

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The thing about object orientation ...

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oh man.....

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So true! + if you that is you somewhere

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In my company we developped a tool where we enter the average salary of all members of the meeting and then let a timer run which would show how much money the company spent on that specific meeting.
Needless to say that meetings were way shorter after that

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I am Root

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Today my oldest son is 8 years old and with pizza and cake we discussed how to hack his friends tablet, star Wars vs star trek and how to hijack wifi networks when friends parents won't give password.
And he told me how to evade detection and bypass the schools filters that he figured out alone.
I feel so damn proud.

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I'm a teapot
https://www.google.com/teapot

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Thanks Microsoft.

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Learned Python by working 6 year with it. The first tool I made in my spare time was a porn playback helper.

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This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

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Meeting for reducing the number of meetings...

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Salute this guy 😃

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me: do you know what is so great about UDP jokes?
you: No
me: the fact that i don't care if you got them.

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In case you were curious, there's a whole 44 repositories written in Brainfuck on GitHub.

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Fake bug fix

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You are like HTML, I spend most of my time on your <body>

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I used to be very mischievous during the starting days of my IT studies..
I remember once i rotated the screen of the classroom laptop using 'CTRL + ALT + Down arrow' before lecture.. Teacher couldn't figure out what is wrong with the laptop..
Lecture cancelled !

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PM: Please write more verbose error codes
ME: Sure...

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Client gave another agency access to their site while in contract with us and lied about it. Now they want me to go in and fix the bugs they caused. I reinstall the backup from the last time I completed edits and things were approved and working. Client is mad that pages are missing and ads are going to 404 pages.

Me: "Didn't you say that there haven't been any changes in the two weeks since I completed your last edits?"

Client: "Well yeah."

Me: "Then there shouldn't be anything missing."

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DFS Algorithm

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Please don't comment in front of the code like this:

doSomething(); // does something

Please just stahp

Do this:

// does something
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Much better and friendly for everyone

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Christianity vs Javascript

(src: https://twitter.com/hsjoihs/status/...)

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After accidently broken my database, I have a Little Fun with Cortana.

I asked her if she Likes Linux.

She answered:
Linux, Unix, Tux.. I Like words ending on x. It reminds me of the Xbox.

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When your drinking buddy is an AI by Google

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