Who the fuck on earth named it Chef. You idiots, if I google Chef I get people wearing aprons on my browser. And what the fuck is cookbooks, cookbooks for chef returns 60 ways of making chicken. Who on earth has such naming convention for IT DevOps. Recipe, cookbooks, knife. Dafuq is wrong.

Guy at work put Assert.AreEqual(true,true) in a unit test!

Lord give me patience 😂

Client: Can you make a feature wherein users can blah blah blah blah blah

Client: and blah blah blah blah blah blah

Client: and also if possible blah blah blah blah

Me: okay.

Client: in 2 days?

Me: O_O

Here we go

Just had meeting with a potential client.
They wanted to move their existing website from the internet to the cloud 😲. I left so quick I forgot to take my business card back.

Boss: you must fix this bug asap
Dev: I need more time for a proper fix so I will just hack a workaround
Boss: yeah, whatever. You can find a proper fix after the release.

... this happend several years ago and the workaround is still in place...

FOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY, IN ALL THAT IS HOLY OF FUCK. I AM ACTUALLY
Not angry at all, I just really like swearing

JS. IS. A. PROGRAMMING. LANGUAGE.

This is how I start a new project.

My swag just came in Whoo!!

Q: What is a programmers favourite hangout place?

A: Foo bar

🙌 hands up if you figured out your problem while typing up your question on stackoverflow. 🙌

Deploying something to production without testing it first because it "should" work.

I will make a Chrome extension that will automatically set the indentation to tabs and the indentation size to 4 (or whatever you specify) in the github editor. Would someone be interested?

!rant

Sooo... my 4 and a half-ish year old iPad (gen 3) has survived for over a 1000 hours on one charge!
And still going strong!

Z-indexing my whole life.

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