I am building a live streaming app.

General public: why don't you use periscope

I am building a photo sharing app

General public: why don't you use Instagram

I am building a social network

General public: why don't you use Facebook

I am build a audio app

Genera public: why don't you use sound cloud

Developer: WHY DONT YOU ALL FUCK OFF I am building it anyway dickhead

ohh you geeky nerd!!

*Writes a recursive function that works first time*

*Feels like programming God*

My CS degree finally came in!!! 😁

["hip","hip"]

(hip hip array!)

Dammit, I can't even describe how much I hate when I'm researching to fix a problem, find a forum/question and the guy answering it makes a post saying "Forget about it, solved it" but doesn't say how.

So called my ISP because of slow internet
Me : Hey , slow connection
Him : Could you open up CMD
Me : I'm on linux
then the dude hangs up :/ another guy called later , I guess the tech support needed tech support , FML

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

When you just can't get a break...

Anybody else had to do their programming exams using only pen and paper?

Couple programming :D

Reference vs value ;)

I coded a project today without touching stack overflow. Wow...

Spend half an hour finding music to listen to while I code; Pause it after 30 seconds to concentrate on refactoring. Stays paused for rest of day.

Really getting the most out of those expensive new headphones.