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Live in Michigan. Front end web developer.
Skills

HTML5, CSS

Joined devRant on 5/12/2016

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Your mama's so fat she can't save files bigger than 4GB

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Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

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Shouldn't a friend class be called a friends-with-benefits class, since it can touch their private members? 🤔🤔🤔

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If I learned every spoken and dead language ever created in human history, I still wouldn't have enough swear words to describe how much I loathe SharePoint.

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😂😂😂

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Every brown field project I work on suffers from this.

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Made this sign for the office a while back. Though you guys might appreciate it!

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Force merge develop branch to production >.>

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Am I the only one that thinks iOS is better than Android in terms of UI/UX design?

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when you try to get BIOS..

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"The Bachmanity Insanity" rises again... 😎

What an amazing finale... Can't wait for Season 4.

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Who all are excited for this years WWDC !?

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I'm not really social guy... But here, in devRant if feels soo different.

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devRant has had a huge impact on my life. My poops are significantly longer and now my legs fall asleep because of it.

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all unit tests passing

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Am I the only one that is zooming in on every rant that includes a photo of someone's IDE to see what they're working on?

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Things I need for the office

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when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

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Final.zip
Final1.zip
Finalfinal.zip
final.v1.zip
Final.v2.zip

Project folder without git

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how do you migrate to production so fast?

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Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

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when you're the only developer at a firm and the client wants something bc "it's super simple, that's how ebay does it, just copy them"

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the excitement you feel finishing a project way ahead of deadline for them to still not push it live 5 months later bc of copy tweaking

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when your client doesn't understand why you can't "just move that box an inch to the left" -_-

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when a client asks for FTP access and you don't know whether to cry or panic....

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Instatgrams designs working on the new logo...

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