Feature Request:
Can we have markdown formatting in rants / comments?

How to program

I would say "broken"...

So I went with a friend to a printing company today and asked this gem: "so , will you print the white too?"

Before he answered I realized my momentary retardness and said: "wtf, what a stupid question."

I think I need some rest 😂😂

Old client texted me yesterday: the website and pos system you made does not work anymore... Why ?

I saw that their domain was moved to another host and texted back: "some has moved the domain so that's why."

Client: "how can this be fixed"
Me: "move the domain back"
Client: "but then the new system I bought cannot function".
Me: oh well, then you are in trouble, if the new company you hired to make you a new system and website had been using just a little brain power, this would not happen. Now you have to bring your new system up and working before you open your store...

I could have helped them by pointing a sub domain to the server, but he never ever treated me with respect, and never payed in time, and he did not tell me about this move before he initiated it.

Me: shuts down server and thingking: good luck working with those new "professionals"

'So now you'll be able to program yourself a girlfriend?'

😭

A company in Switzerland keep re-posting job openings for "ninja software engineers" on the university board. Maybe I should slide in with my black pyjamas and a katana and see If I make the cut?

In case you guys didn't know!
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

What I do the most..

Hey guys, did u see this?

appleplugs.com

When you go out for an interview and your current boss shows up

why is windows 10 so hated?

developer relationship problems

Sorry if I'm just ignorant but: I see a lot of rants about designers expecting pixel perfect implementations of their designs. Is that for real? In my world there is hardly ever pixel values at all. It's not paper publishing. It's web, things have to scale. For an iOS app where you have a few known screen sizes - fine. But web? Come on...

And that's without even going into CSS or browser quirks.

I guess it isn't just blue screens found in the wild now.

Yes it is a wireless mouse! lol.

If Adobe would just release their products on Linux I would literally have no reason to ever use Windows again...

print as gif

It seems to me that we all keep posting the same images (normally geeky tech humour) or how programmers are seen by others etc... would it be useful to have an image gallery on devRant so that we can all post into it, lets face it we all love to see them. might stop the same images being posted over and over again .... Would have to be moderated though !

what do you think @dfox ??

When the pm learns how F12 and use Google console to change HTML style, for example the color of the font.

He proclaims produly to everyone, I can code like you guys now.

When all you want to do is to code on your side projects but the family has other plans..

People posting pictures of their stickers are getting more up votes than my posts attempting to attain stickers.

http://adventurega.me/bootstrap/

Read this before you build your next bootstrap site. Lol.

bono.less

"Error: A record with the name 'testasfasds' already exists."

This is brilliant 😂😂

Conspiracy theory: Google sent rogue pro devs to work for IE and make it so bad everyone would come running to Chrome for a savior.

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

it doesn't work is not a bug report.