Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

When people call something a bug, but it's just not finished yet.

When you're so into your project that you feel like peeing is a waste of time...

The IT guy 😂

why tf java internship requires me to have a knowledge of a 3+ years experienced java developer!?

Life suddenly became less complicated. Thanks devRant 😊

When StackOverflow is the only one, who believes in you

Ideal job?
The one that give me a roof over my head.
And pays my bills.
And bring food on the table.
And give me a lot of free time for my hobbies.
And avoids me to discuss with stupid clients.

Ok, maybe the last one is a bit unrealistic..

I make a lot of money without actually doing anything.

Ideal dev job would be teaching kids code. Probably a side-gig at a local school.

Main gig would be writing code to exploit the "push to prod" Internet of Things things. Security on that is garbage. 🚮

Ideal Dev job would just be having a job first!!! :p

I guess I've just got the ideal dev job. Working from home, with nice people in my team and enough time to deliver quality work.

I right now work as a Remote Front end dev and I must admit is pretty sweet and flexible, however, I think my ideal job would be in a foreign country (Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong) with the same remote flexibility but with a Visa sponsorship, Working on modern web projects, progressive web apps etc. learning from others and improving my code. please let me know of any opportunity haha.

My ideal job is one in which the client does not ask for any kind of change when you already have 99.9% done.

My ideal dev job, would be a job I can show compassion towards. A team I can be proud of and learn from. And a vibrant workspace with likeminded individuals who just want to improve themselves even if they feel their at their pinnacle.

My current office tries to make use of new technologies, we've embedded docker, vagrant, a few ci systems on an in need basis per team, and a lot of other tools.

My only real qualms are they feel indifferent towards new languages and eco systems ( Node.js, GoLang, etc ). Our web team is still using angular.js 1.x, bower, refuses to look into webpack or a new framework for our front end which is currently being bogged down by angulars dirty checking.

Our automated quality assurance team is forced to use Python for end to end testing, I've written an extensive package to make their lives easier including an entire JavaScript interface for dispatching events and properly interacting with custom DOMs outside of the scope of the official selenium bindings.

Our RESTful services are all using flask and Python, which become increasingly slow with our increase in services. I've pushed for the use of Node or GoLang with a GraphQL interface but I'm shot down consistently by our principle engineers who believe everything and anything must be written in Python.

I could go on, but tldr; I'm 21 and I have a ton of aspirations for web development. I'd like to believe I'm well rounded for my age, especially without any formal education. I'd love to be surrounded by individuals who want the same, to learn and architect the greatest platforms and services possible.

My ideal job (which very fortunately my current one), is best described by Troy from Community is, "a job that looks from a distance like I do nothing", (or at least that's what my parents think I do -- nothing).

dream job? being a bug developer, i'm already really good at it

When you pour coffee into this, it instantly freezes

!rant

I genuinely accidentally wrote this in my code...

I've just got my stress ball. And this little piglet of mine has stole it away from me :)

if (this.rant.getMemes()){
rantVote = 300;
} else {
rantVote = 0;
}

Programming is like sex.. One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime - Michael Sinz

Thank you for sending the stickers all the way to Germany!

Because,
Things in motion tends to stay in motion, while things at rest tends to stay at rest.

My face when a developer suggests to use Windows server instead of Linux for speed and security reasons

Just heard the principal engineer say "C Hash" 😱

Here is something you expected you'd never see! MSFT joins Linux Foundation as a Platinum member

Notepad++: An update package is available, do you want to download it?

Me: Maybe next time

Notepad++: Sure, that's what they all say

Who else is using Notepad++, Sublime, Atom to write notes?

It's not a demo if you didn't get everything working 5 minutes before it starts.