Smart junior is smart....

How to talk to programmers

@localhost that's my setup. btw its saturday, so I aint hitting a single key that's why the screens are off

Code. Scotch neat. Happy Friday ladies and gentlemen.

Wrote a custom printer script in shell.
Went to test the script on some printers.
Neglected to check accuracy of script.
script is supposed to print jpeg.
it doesn't interpret it as an image,
but rather as raw binary in text...
^\<92>Q^H2Ei@0$iA+<89>dl_d<87><8f>Q
mfw each printer in the entire 5 story building
starts printing 500 pages of 
RAW
BINARY

Java... 😑

The effort I put into git commit messages directly reflects my mood and level of tiredness.

Got access to a university's supercomputer today, 512 cores, 8TB RAM... I'm still shaking...

The junior dev sent me this and it made me chuckle.

Figured out a problem on the bus to work. Must get to the office before I forget!!!😀

When you get so immersed in coding something awesome & people get you off your computer for petty crap.

Sleeping with a problem, can actually solve it

corporates -.-'

How everyone see weekends:
Its party time and I can finally sleep and watch movies as much as I want...

How devs see weekends:
Finally I can work more on this cool project...

every time I experience this

Happens all the time in busy schedule... :P

Once A Programmer Had No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, so he Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Programmer : “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Home”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Programmers”

Trying to explain to your spouse/significant other the great development you did at work today only to get the obligatory 10 second silence after you finish and a "Uh huh...that's great" head nod. Go me!

*can't figure out why code doesn't work for hours*
ugh fuck this.
*angrily leaves for bathroom break*
*come running back*
I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT!!!!

P || N

only programmer's know this

When the security team decides they want to reinvent the wheel instead of accepting standards like OAuth.

exorcism in Unix

lol
are you read to get GC

The application has crashed. More information on the error below:

0x31209473

When you know so many programming languages that you start typing something like:

int i as integer

Found this gem in code review today:
$stringValue = (string)-5;

When you add a bunch of entity framework relationships in code, and it works the first time... Wtf.

when you're so hopeless for answer and endup using bing! with even worse solutions..

to all who know the feeling...

When you are a programmer but someone ask you to fix their PC ;)