Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

Client :- The app is slow on my device, please fix.
Developer :- Working fine on all the devices I tested, are you sure?
Client :- Yes, it's very slow. I can't accept this app.
Developer :- (Recompiles the same codebase again) Here, try this, optimized a lot of calls, took me entire day to do so.
Client :- Yes, it is working fast now
Developer :- (evil laughs)

It's funny because it's true

android devs starter pack

Eminem

Pure evil

No Wonder this is going to crash!!

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

Try to understand Nerds.....

Me: Dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad: What's the magic word?
Me: sudo??

Got a java exams today, got to code on paper and it really annoying. 😏😏