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Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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This is the worse captcha I had even seem

rant captcha

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Top 10 anime plot twist.

random how to fuck up the best way possible top 10 anime twist !rant idiot girl

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Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

rant wk118

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When someone says he's going to learn a programming language and people start saying
'you should learn x instead of y'
Fuck those people.
fuck 'em

rant

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I am graduating tomorrow :)

random good bye engineering graduation

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And when I was busy wasting my time on my girlfriend who is my ex now, my friends were busy coding an AI chat-bot. Now, I use their chat-bot to talk to when lonely.

Moral :
Girlfriends ditch you.... code doesn't. Love code.

rant girlfriend friends ai chat-bot love programming code

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Coming up with a name for my company just makes me want to become a stripper instead

rant startup hell

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Oh.. So the deadline is tomorrow? How about we schedule a fucking FOUR HOUR meeting to speed things up?

Yeah, fuck you too...

rant assholes

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all unit tests passing

undefined unit tests

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People who email you then immediately walk over to check whether you've read the email yet

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when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

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Dev: we have two days until go live. We got 20 bugs, 5 stories and two people on holiday.

PM: ok so could we get these 3 stories squeezed in as well?

undefined project management

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"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

rant

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