Ha Ha Ha... No one can replace my terminal ever...

😂😂😂😂

A: How did this work?
B: It was a series of tubes.

I'm not gonna pay that money for it

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Always be ready for those long nights!

I didn't believe him but this guy was goddamn right.

Windows is frozen

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

Common things to say

To explain why I chuckle at sudo...

Too true!

That moment, when you found Pikachu but not able to catch him.

*writing bot to automate*

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Google searches resulting in Github issues instead of StackOverflow questions is how you know you are really screwed.

80% of coding is just staring at the code thinking about how to implement a particular feature into the code...

i rest my case....ask no more..#programmer

When you decide to TeamView yourself

Generator functions should be treated like sorting algorithms: Not worth your time if all you have is 4 or less async instructions.
Callback hell is actually kind of nice and warm when you're a just a few levels down. If you're really confused by your obfuscated code, you suck at node.

javascript... the language where your code works even if you forget ';' and declaring your variables.

wtf

I'd rather use the rubber duck as my pair programming partner

Touch it. *crackle* *snap* *pop*

I run a small business and sometimes I really think my employees are messing with me with the questions that they have about computers

Run tests locally... all pass. Run tests on build server... fail..

I just got the news that my video driver for Linux was fixed. I removed windows from my machine and I am all happy now. I wasn't a windows hater but development is just so much smoother on Linux. (Mainly Java)

I also went an extra mile and checked out i3. So far, I like it

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

The cicle of acceptance of a typical programmer, (applies for most of the languages)

Q: how do fuctions break up?
= they stop calling each other.

(ba-dum tshh)

I am new to Linux and still trying to figure out the CLI
Luckily my colleague and good friend helped me out with a list!

My FAVORITE bugs are those in someone ELSE's code that MY code depends on. Like an API that won't respond correctly when I FOLLOW THE DOCUMENTATION EXACTLY. 😐