True story tho :,)

Friends Don't Let Friends Use Internet Explorer!

I end my sentences with semicolon;

Hmm, no notifications on Stack Overflow today.

…everyone must be on devRant now. ;)

study protocol always make me headache.

What is the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard!

I had to clean this mess the other day. I love my job

!rant

Just loving the look of nicely formatted text/source code/whatever.

What really matters about being a developer is how you use your skills, you can know lots but you need to be creative and open-minded.

Don't use your skills for stuff like this, with great power comes great responsibility, don't abuse your powers to give people camcer

So much ideas, so little time

I never have anything useful to say in standups because all my stuff works. which can make it seem like i'm not working on anything.

// todo: WHY THE FUCK ISN'T WORKING ?????

Coming out the test today. There is a message from the Professor in the back of the test.

Identifying browsers from a screenshot

I'm the only one of my friends who uses their computer for more than games

I just restarted my server. All pages returned 404. I spent over an hour debugging this, and eventually realised the php service wasn't even running.

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

Am I alone? 😅😂😂

Pretty accurate ....

Love for IE... 😐😬

Patch ASAP....

I now start my to-do lists with
//TODO:

"Who the fuck wrote this garbage?"
colleague checks commit log
"..."
"Fuck, it was me"

Foo bar!!

She: I uploaded it on FB.
Me: Why on Firebase?

Programming is like sex:

One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.