Rant
Why do shithead clients think they can walk away without paying us once we deliver the project !!!

So, here goes nothing..
Got an online gig to create a dashboard.
Since i had to deal with a lot of shitheads in the past, I told them my rules were simple, 20% advance, 40% on 50% completion and 40% after i complete and send them proof of completion. Once i receive the payment in full, only then i will hand over the code.
They said it was fine and paid 20%.
I got the next 40% also without any effort but they said they also needed me to deploy the code on their AWS account, and they were ready to pay extra for it, so i agreed.
I complete the whole project and sent them the screenshots, asking for the remaining 40% payment. They rejected the request saying my work was not complete as i had not deployed on AWS yet. After a couple of more such exchanges, i agreed to setup their account before the payment. But i could sense something fishy, so i did everything on their AWS account, except registered the domain from my account and set up everything. Once i inform them that its done and ask for the remaining payment.
The reply i got was LOL.
I tried to login to the AWS account, only to find password had been changed.
Database access revoked.
Even my admin account on the app had been removed. Thinking that they have been successful, they even published ads about thier NEW dashboard to their customers.
I sent them a final mail with warning ending with a middle finger emoji. 24 hours later,
I created a github page with the text " This website has been siezed by the government as the owner is found accused in fraud" and redirected the domain to it. Got an apology mail from them 2 hours later begging me to restore the website. i asked for an extra 10% penalty apart from the remaining payment. After i got paid, set an auto-reply of LOL to thier emails and chilled for a week before restoring the domain back to normal.
Dev : 1
Shithead Client: 0

Don't know if it's up here, found it on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought it deserved to be shared :)

Back at my university, one time I opened a terminal and I got this.

How a web application works

Couldn't sleep last night so I woke up at 5 am and started coding. Do I have a problem guys?

If doctors were treated like web developers!

First understand, then paste.

Thanks stack overflow

Bucky Roberts from Thenewboston @youtube! This guy has taught me more than my professors in uni!

Php is a good language. Get over it.

Am I only the procrastinator here?

Game of errors

Not this friday, no no never!

I got my first job as a full stack dev when someone saw my web project on github.

It was my first ever web project and don't know if I'm actually ready to work.

Having a walk with my 2 huskies!

Sometimes it feels like I know nothing and just brute force the code until it runs.

take a shower. honestly most of my code problems have been solved while showering.

++ this rant coz you didn't knew clicking "devRant" refreshes the feed.

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opens chrome, closes chrome, opened whatsapp, closed whatsapp, damn what m'i missing? oh yes, devrant 😈

Finally I found the community where the developers feel happy, pity & LOL for each others delight and distress.

Thanks <devRant&&Co*in>

45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

Not me but a friend of mine worked on xvideos front end and he hated it.

Game: Who can find the missing semicolon

That awkward moment when you delete database

I wonder if youtube channel 'thenewboston' admin (Bucky) a genius or the god of all programming languages??? Respect bro!!! 😎😎😎

Programming alone vs with someone.

Developer saying programming is pure logic have never done CSS in their life

// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.