"Remote jobs that pay over 200k/year"
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@retoor, your website on mobile has an AI window I can't close. Can you fix this?

The most comprehensive software is powered by spaghetti code. I've just realised that if it's old/matured, it was almost nearly impossible for the code to be coherent or neat. No design patterns. A lengthy trail of ACLs and conditionals reading from a util/helper static method that would make javaScript callback hell's head spin and green with envy

These massive, ready-made software overbloated with features plastered in seem built in a hurry to churn out functionality to make stakeholder and client happy in the shortest amount of time. The authors are hailed as 10x devs. But to you, the maintainer, they are Tetanus that make you crave to rip your eyes out of their sockets

I hate free cloud services needing a login. Just let me fucking access the damn app. What difference does it make, it's literally free anyways?? I just want to make a god damn spreadsheet and now I need to login to like 3 different microsoft accounts

WHYYYYYYY

what can't not happen?

The purpose of this vessel is to obscure the location of real vessels

Two bits of WORD:

{You have turned my mourning into dancing for me; You have put off my sackcloth and girded me with gladness.}

{To the end that my tongue and my heart and everything glorious within me may sing praise to You and not be silent. O Lord my God, I will give thanks to You forever.}

Give thanks and praise.

Just saw new designs for this new screen. Everything is totally different then everything we’ve build so far. Seriously dude. WHY?! Why can’t you keep at least the buttons the same as before?

gonna try working from the hospital while my youngest brother is in surgery from a car accident yay american work culture forcing productivity in difficult times

A software developer's experience life cycle:

0 - 5 years: attempt to replicate what your current senior is preaching, assuming that's the right way. Reading "Clean code" and preach it as gospel, even though you don't practice any of it.

6-12 years: gained the belief that you are better off coming up with solutions yourself, usually "sophisticated" and "elegant" which to everyone else (and also yourself a few years later) is an over-complicated inheritance ridden shit show. You have realised the "Clean code" movement is actually a cult but still believe code reuse is the holy grail.

13+ years: finally realized that simplicity and pragmatism is the most sensible way for most software development. Code is now readable, maintainable and functional. You took the few good bits from "Clean code" and ignored the extremism. These are the golden years.

The problem is most developers jump ship and stop developing before reaching the golden years, thus resulting in most software projects looking like shit.

Unpopular opinion, but it doesn't make it untrue.

Does anyone else ever drink too strong coffee in one go because they're tired only to get a headache and still feel 10 years younger

I didn't become a developer to be legacy's bitch. But we're all legacy's bitch.

I want to roam free. I want to piss in the rain and sing at strlen. I don't want to be in corporate meetings anymore.

I don't want to contort my ideas and good intentions to fit legacy's ugly painting.

I want to be free.

Please let coding be fun again.

I process more tickets than a brothel car park ticket machine

Did devrant's backend downsize or something? I came back after a while and the whole app is like, 10 times less responsive, taking ages to load and respond etc

In order to function well, you must ensure your basic needs are being met. Like sleeping well, eating well, resting well. Otherwise we derail.

Paradoxically, self love results in loving others. Because we are functioning well, we behave. I guess it's just my case. Whatever problems I have, chronically being stressed or tired just overdrives it.

I need to be really careful on how to I treat others, especially my loved ones. Strange, how I treat people I work with nicely and professionally. But in reality, these people are not even my friends.

Also a wise man on devRant said "Forgive yourself and study zen scriptures. Find solace in nature and serve others." Since I deleted the rant, I don't remember who it was. Anyway, thank you. Also, thank all of your comments of raw feedback. It really helps me think and reflect on myself and actions.

The best value I can give others is by not being there. That's how I felt at work and in society, weird times.

Recently, going to gym and sleeping early made me look way better. I'm thankful for that. And coming to work early everyday and managing work-life made me feel like I'm doing well.

Alcohol is the root of 50% of all problems

Mac OS X has finally gone open source !

You need to run custom scripts to get basic behaviour back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks Apple ! 😘

https://github.com/luckman212/...

I ordered a drone, fuck yeah

Violence is never the answer.

It's a question.

The answer is Yes.

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