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I still believe more people would use the voice assistant if they replaced "Okay Google" with "Operator".
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I believe by the time Elon Musk sets up a colony on Mars, npm will be done installing those fucking dependencies.10
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THEY DID IT!!!! THEY FINALLY DID IT!!!!
GITHUB FINALLY ADDED THIS FUCKING BUTTON!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING 😱😱😱😱
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Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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I work at a small retail store and we have quite a few regular customers who know I'm studying computer science because I'm always coding at work on my laptop.
One lady who comes in quite often and is very sweet asked me if I would take a look at her phone. She said she bought it and paid the owner of a phone repair store to set it up for her, but was felt like he did something weird to it. I told her I wasn't an expert but would look at it.
Oh my god. This guy set up her phone connected to his own personal icloud account. All of his music was on there. All of his contacts were on there. All of his pictures were on there. Even nude pictures of multiple people that this lady said she definitely does not know. I tell her this is very very wrong and no one in their right mind should've set her phone up this way.
I automatically think to factory reset. I'm unfamiliar with iPhone, as the last time I used one was an iPhone4 many years ago. I was unaware that apple applies an authentication lock when the phone is reset.
The authentication is set up underneath yet ANOTHER email address that belongs to this guy, as this lady promised me she has no knowledge of any email address similar to the one listed, nor does she have access to it.
I tell her to call the guy and ask for her money back and to unlock her phone so that she can reset it herself.
He claims that he cannot accept refunds if a factory reset has been performed.
Uhm, I am calling SOOOOO much bullshit. There should be absolutely no reason why the owner of the phone cannot factory reset it. The owner should be able to do ANYTHING she wants with it, without being locked out of it because some creep at a repair store did NOT DO HIS JOB CORRECTLY AND HE KNOWS IT. Why else would he claim he can't refund if it's been reset, because he KNOWS she got locked out.
So long story short I talked on the phone with him and cussed him out telling him he was wrong for taking advantage of someone who doesn't know much about technology and that he was invading privacy and violating her security and that i would report him if he didn't fully refund her and unlock her phone.
He gave her all of her money back, unlocked the phone (which she is deciding to sell because she got so scared by this), and I'm still filing a complaint against this man and his store. Who knows how many more clueless people he did this too. Fucking scumbag.10 -
Can't believe The Onion has a GitHub account 😂😂
fartscroll.js
Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.
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Devrant has a critical performance issue. It kills my performance. I believe more users can be affected7
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Cybersecurity:
>nothing happens
>I can't believe we pay your useless ass to sit around doing nothing all day!
>something happens
>this is your fault1 -
Ladies (and gentleman), I present you the perfect dating app. Can't believe what I've been missing all these years
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Alleged senior dev in a company I was consulting at 👴: "interfaces? I never use those. I don't believe in interfaces"4
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I could be wrong, but I believe all devs love a clear section saying
"Getting Started" to any form of documentation5 -
Google just turned 18 years yesterday,cant believe i've been asking inappropriate questions to a minor for al those years
😆😅😂
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I am a Unix Creationist. I believe the world was created on January 1, 1970 and, as prophesied, will end on January 19, 2038.2
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I believe that sometimes my IDE should tell me : FuckingRetardException : Man, wtf are you doing. Go fuck yourself
😂😂😂1 -
Sweet mother of butts, I can't believe I forgot about the Windows XP media player. Seeing it again I can't believe it ever existed.
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Me in the future showing my grandkids an i7 7700k 😳 they will not believe how slow these things were.
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I hate to use a meme on this site, but 16 years later, I can't believe how often this still happens to me.
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Believe me I didn't code today... full day with my daughter... video recording for her youtube channel... science experiments... castle... and .. and ...8
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Last news: yahoo just invented that thing of the 500M hacked accounts to make us believe they have that much users.
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Believe it or not… This means shit is doing what it is supposed to…
EDIT: Sorry for length web client users .-.
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When my coworker doesn't want to believe his code is inconsistent, yet he changes the syntax for commenting 3 times over 10 lines.
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Colleagues talking among themselves about gods, form of higher power, etc.
Colleague 1: *to colleague 2* So you believe in superhumans?
Colleague 2: I believe in God.
Colleague 1: *to me* What about you?
Me: Yeah. Superhumans exist. I have to deal with them everyday. Because stupidity levels that high aren't practically possible in normal humans.2 -
Based on a true story:
Me: Woah, I can't believe you wrote a test for such an edge case, you really take TDD seriously
... 1 minute later
Me: Woah, I can't believe this is the only test for the whole project1 -
Yes Forbes. I definitely believe that Deepin is one best glorious Linux. No way China has anything to do with it :3 👍
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I don't believe this. I have to install Gnome Tweak Tools to remove the "Trash" icon from desktop. What the hell :/15
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Customer: Do you have a 2GB RAM stick?
Me: Yes, we do. Do you know what you have and what you need?
Customer: Yes, I have a one-zero-two-four M-B stick and a two-zero-four-eight M-B stick.
Me: So... a 10-24 Meg stick and a 20-48 Meg stick
Customer: Yes.
Me: Ok.... and do you know if it's going to be DDR2 or...?
Customer: Yes, DDR2.
Me: Okay, yes, we do have some. And will you want us to install it?
Customer: No. I can install it. I've been putting computers together for 30 years, so I think I can do it.3 -
Half the papers on multimodal learning refer to studies on human children learning. Makes me wonder why we never study animals to know how their multimodal learning works so fucking well that some newborns can function straight out of the womb/egg.10
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That strange moment an entire PHP project no longer throws any errors, warnings or notices and you don’t know if you should believe it or not.
It’s been a long day trawling the logs file by file, action by action, surely I’ve missed something or it’s just waiting to break like hell when I commit the changes. -
Could not live anymore without SSD, I’m running vagrant up since 5pm and I believe that I’ll not sleep before 3am (again)...1
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After seeing this somewhere I now believe that even companies worth billions of dollars don't handle all their errors in production.
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Making the customer pay extra for less work is smart.
Making the customer believe that he has full control if the product is smarter.
Making the customer believe he can code the product himself and still getting paid for it is smartest.2 -
Functional programming vs object oriented programming.
I don't believe one can replace the other I just want to know some other people's opinions.40 -
HR: "People you got to keep believing in the software so we can succeed. You look like a pack of beaten dogs who have given up the fight".
I can choose to believe in God and that he will bless us with a miracle but that's not going to make it any more real than believing in the software is going to fix all the work still left. 😑2 -
Being lazy is ok.
But I believe there certainly is a special place in hell for people that use "transition: all" in CSS.
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I CANNOT believe this
I sent HIM a meme
But HE did NOT send one back
How dares he?
He shall burn!
BURN!3 -
!rant // deprecated but who cares
I just wanted to write down something i realized. I realized that that I stopped growing as an individual a while ago.
Being a student put me in constant stress situations. I had to do things quickly. Lern things fast, drop things I don't understand immediately, move on, and repeat. I think this corrupted me, turning learning into something that it's not supposed to be. Even making me reject other people's opinions sometimes, which disgusts me every time I think back to it.
When I started programming I'd always try to read the code, until i completely understood what exactly this code was doing. Something I stopped doing a while ago because of the mentioned time constraints.
But today I got the hit by the consequences (German: Ich hab Retourkutsche abbekommen)
I was implementing an algorithm today, while my partner was writing the main program, which acted as indirect test cases. And the errors were discovered one after another because of my misinterpretation. Or Simply put, my lack of knowledge. Because it was already late, we stopped soon afterwards but I wanted to solve this problem by tomorrow. I really wanted to get my head around this algorithm, so that i could solve it with confidence. After getting my head smoking I felt something I haven't in a while: the feeling of achieving something. Making me finally realize not only how the algorithm was actually meant to work but it also made me again realize what learning is about.
Use your damn head.
Don't look away from the problem, solve it! Learning is about challenging yourself!
Sorry for stealing away so much of your time. Like i said, i just wanted to write this down. Maybe to burn this into my mind, to keep me on the right track from now on. But I also hope that i could deliver my message to someone that needed it as well.
Also it's late and i should have gone to sleep long time ago. 😴😵
I just hope my grammar didn't suffer because I'd that1 -
Just found a book called 'access 2016 advanced'. I can't believe Windows is still trying to push that piece of shit.4
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Hey guys, thank you so much for your feedback. I just got a job offer and i'm super thrilled. Just can't believe it!3
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I love deadlines,
Actually I wait until the very last moment. Because I believe the older I get the smarter I will become
:-)6 -
Previously, I use Codecademy to learn code.
Now I learn from my friends. Believe me, they helped understand OOP better. -
I can't believe I'm saying this... but I pressed 'command S' after typing something into the ol google bar... haha3
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Trains!
But I also believe anything could be geeky if you're invested enough in it, so I'm also into pole-dancing9 -
Git: the occasionally frustrating, dangerous, and infuriating VCS you can't believe you were living without.
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HuGhEsNeT gEn5 Is FaSt.
*Yes I know for some of you, 25 mbps is fast. But it's not here. I've got 100/100, I believe. And soon to have the option for gigabit, I believe.
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I watched some of markipliers videos back when I watched yt
I felt down and like I wasn't giving my best and stuff
Searched for "markiplier inspiration"
Marks video "believe in yourself" is just that
Inspirational af
Say what you want about him, I guess there are people who think he's about the money or stuff, but no matter how you look at it he is a good guy.
He makes you laugh when you need it (if you get the idea of watching his videos)
He has a kind heart, he is a fucking inspiration on himself, inspiration in person.
Comparing myself to myself, I still think I can do better, but that's also what he encourages, set your own goals and just try to be a bit better than yourself
Only compare yourself to your past self.
I may not be as great as I want to be, but I am a lot fucking better than I was a year ago.
And that's what it's all about.
I'm gonna try a bit harder as I go, I wanna BE BETTER as he says, I am going to be fucking better.
It won't be instant, but I'll try.
I hope some one who reads this crap will get inspired a bit as well.
Believe in yourself, and know that others believe in you as well.
...His hair looked better in blue.5 -
Our Code everlasting
The all creating One
Coders Almighty
Through Our Holy Lines
Conceiving Algorithms
Konrad Zuse our Savior
I believe in Clean Code
I believe in Free Software
I believe in Open Source
Our Code is three in one
I believe in the bug-free project
That'll be compiled again
For I believe in the name of Alan Turing -
Is 10km/day walk going to help lose weight? How efficiently? What do you think?
I believe this topic fits developers' community very well :)31 -
2 AM rolls around, I'm still balls deep in this stupid template, and mind you, now everything I have written is starting to sound ridiculous and stupid.
I think I'm gonna be a laughing stock once this gets published. (I'd fully believe that myself if only I did not believe wholeheartedly in my supervisor)7 -
I was just browsing some projects to bid on and I couldn't believe my fucking eyes.
"I need website - Wix"
I just can't believe it, can we sink any lower as a species?!5 -
People who went to a weekend training course and now believe they are Gods of "the cloud" and "web scale" and "devops".6
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Can’t believe my sister said that the web pages I develop probably get more head than I do... she’s actually right, you know1
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Happy Birthday devRant!! 🎂🎉 Can't believe we're at 30,000 users!! This community feels much smaller (I mean that in a good way)
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I can not believe it took me so long to discover Cmder. I finally have a tabbed console on Windows.2
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I can’t believe I am getting closer to 2000 upvotes after only 2 months of coming back.
Thank you for the support!9 -
can't believe I'm so eager to go to work early today (to download windows 10 anniversary update)
ps- my office internet >> home5 -
I can't believe that a modern language like JS is still lacking basic utilities like removing something from an array by value6
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Failed another programming intervie. Didn't expect the 2D array question. Feel so bad. Just wanna cry and give up. I need to get better..fast.5
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Did some math about corona development in germany...
even if we immediately lockdown, the health system will be far overstressed.
we're literally fucked.
but dont believe me, dont believe the rki, go run the numbers yourself and keep in mind, that theres a 2 week incubation period6 -
Funniest recruiter stories. This is an unused gold mine I'm still waiting for. I believe even a separate tag was requested for it before.
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Can't believe I only just found out about this xD. Microsoft kernel sabotage. https://reddit.com/r/linux/...4
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Can't believe that the debate between using space vs tab is still going on. Tab is the way to go people.12
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I just built PHP 7 with pthreads... from my phone. I can't believe how far we got with the technology
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You guys believe in crypto currency in a near future to play a major role in our lives? Which one(s) you have?12
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Starting a new side project, that I believe and my close friends believe will take off, want someone to bounce ideas off of, sadly I'm afraid someone will steal the idea :(9
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If you believe in God then you should afraid of AI. Because things you create doesn't mean it won't destroy your other creations.3
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"Falsehoods programmers believe about names" is old, brilliant and mysteriously missing from the search results. It's 40 points in all so read the full article over at https://kalzumeus.com/2010/06/...
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android studio + Photoshop cc + Chrome + Windows ,
believe me, surviving hell was a lot easier.😟😟😟3 -
I've just googled "git how undo amend".
I can't believe I was able to put a mistake over a mistake.2 -
I eagerly wait for the day some people will realize and believe that Hadoop is a file system and NOT a database!!
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I can't believe how simple SwiftUI is compared to UIKit.
Unbelievable how Apple screwed up with the simplicity (or lack thereof) with UIKit.1 -
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!!
if you believe in freedom and privacy and are from the UK sign here https://petition.parliament.uk/peti...7 -
Can't believe I'm saying this, but I would have loved to work today even though I have vacation. At least they have airco1
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I first time listened to medium story reader. The voice was so real. I don't believe it's not a human voice.5
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I can't believe the shitstorm that occured because someone didn't know the difference between a Docker Registry and a Docker Repository !!!2
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I literally can't believe that your project even runs without this technology I just learned about yesterday
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Cant believe I just figured out ctrl R in a linux terminal. I have hit the up arrow key way too many times.
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Cold-brewed yerba mate, iced brewed crio bru, Adderall, duck.
I believe I have everything that I need to hit those deadlines before break.
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We feel happy when our some ordinary creation leads..... believe me I never had this intention.
(https://github.com/the-benchmarker/...)
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Anyone else a fan of Android: Netrunner? I believe it's one of the only (tabletop) games that depict hackers accurately2
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The bigger imminent threat right now seems to be nuclear war! :/
Can't believe how quickly we have arrived to this shit again....9 -
Feeling bad 😞😔, someone tell me how to start software development.....I believe it not html,css and Js ,,,...or is Reactjs8
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I believe that I have found the worst feeling in the world.
Not when a push to production on Friday fails. But when a few of your teammates don't want to do JACK FUCKING SHIT. The worst ones are where they think you fabricated projected expenses for raspberry pies, and thus believe that you are apart of some communist conspiracy.
They also believe that cheap AWS ec2 instances are crappy for teaching some basic fucking command line and git to high schoolers!!
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What do you think of software architects? Do you believe that this role is needed in software development? Any good or bad examples?4
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TIL
Ctrl-w tot clear the console Line
Can you believe is was always using Ctrl-c to empty my terminal Line when mistyping?
And out of sheer coïncidence of closing all my tabs, is accidentally die this in my terminal window, and then in was like 'wait What?'11 -
I believe I can ____________.
[comment with your programming superpower]
I believe I can over complicate every solution. :P5 -
oftentimes I believe we are in simulation because of the unique fingerprints. It's like a uuid. Or a PK.6
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git isn't as solid as people believe.
Yes, it's used by million of companies. But it's not so solid35 -
SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) is fucked up. I believe they really need to get their fucks together. Piece of shit!1
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I can't believe express would betray me like that. Doing a POST request to the Twitter API every time I use it, tsk tsk tsk 😫
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Can't believe I am actually falling more and more in love with spacemacs.. it just keeps delivering2
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Working with people who believe pushed to production = we are done with this project..... and let's move to another right away.2
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I believe ternary operators should be banned in python/ruby. They are confusing, irrelevant and people use them in bizzare places.4
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Am I the only one who believe Mac should just stick to 1080 resolution? it makes everything much better3
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I can't believe that we are in the year 2016 and still there are schools teaching Turbo Pascal (in Central America but still...)10
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So really there's no way to use unity on a high DPI monitor in Linux?
I can't believe this is still not implemented..2 -
Sometimes I feel like my PM might as well just say "I don't believe in refactoring, as I don't make any mistakes."
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Some days it's hard to believe the world ever existed heh maybe the place I call hell would be nicer now. Ha3
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Magical Realism is defined as what happens when a highly detailed, realistic setting is invaded by something too strange to believe.16
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I just can't believe react-component/form (rc-form) has no dev tools available
I really need to debug a strange behavior in one form as it seems the object of an InputEvent (I believe) is being passed along with the value (pic related)
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I can't believe there hasn't been any decent AIs developed yet.
Anyone want to start a fun project with me? -
If you:
- believe unit tests are necessary
- believe in static typing
- preach common sense gun control
- are an antivaxxer
- use android (without getting paid to do so)
- smoke weed like there's nothing wrong with it
- are christian
…leave a comment here, so I know to ignore you.6 -
Have I mentioned how I hate hypocritical old men talking about Shriner or masonic work they don't believe in10
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I don't why religious texts like Bible or Quran has things like "if you don't believe or you shouldn't believe other things or because they didn't believe" etc, some kind of explanatory phrases about believing their texts.
Almost like it's made up and written by humans.
Get to the wisdoms already.4 -
!rant
I believe that the answer to all my problems lies in the wubbs of chillstep.
It's the only thing that helps me debug.
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