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- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

Girl: What's your idea of the perfect date?

Me: dd/mm/yyyy, others formats are confusing

Me: Wait where are you going

Opening my IDE today Iike

‪How to get your Jira ticket resolved:‬

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Me every single year :

.gitignore
*.val
*.valentines
*.valentines day

> It's forty years in the future
> Chilling in orbit, in my car
> *phone vibrates*
> "You have 1 new message"
> LinkedIn: People are looking at your profile

Psychiatrist: How would you describe your life right now?
Me: Have you ever wrote JavaScript?

Tried this popular rant.. She said let's get married 😕

So I've been working with this "developer" on a client project and she is still refusing to use GIT.....

Me coding at Starbucks and this hot chick passing by me stops to tell me:
- I love WebStorm, don't forget to command + alt + L.
Me:
WebStorm:
MacBook:
Charger:

Woke up super positive today. Felt like it’s going to be a productive day until this happened.

It's midnight here in Paris, France and I just rejected a hook up with a hot girl with the phrase "Sorry I need to debug".
I hope I won't regret it.

What do you do for a living?

I just write line of codes until it works and looks aesthetically pleasing.

I was saying today that my life is pretty sad without a girlfriend until I received this

I can finally have some dialogue while I’m coding. :/

People who use "!important" in CSS. #dontbealobster

Forget to git pull before pushing.

We can't be friends if you are an elephant. Sorry.

YOU NEVER USED SOURCE CONTROL?
TELL ME AGAIN YOU’RE A PROGRAMMER

cables. lots of cables. also, an ethernet switch.

But the toys I have (and other ppl keep burrowing) is a dalek, tardis minuatures - about 6cm Height (2.1"), and lvl 5/6 hanayama metal puzzles.

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