I have lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Toughest part of git is writing the commit message

REST is history?? I don't think so.

I wish I could slap my boss while he is asking me to work on weekends without extra pay!!

Me to librarian: can you please help me find "self help books"?

Librarian: NO!

Go home IRCTC.. you are drunk!! 😂😂

In case of emergency:
git commit
git push
git out

I'm a backend developer and one day my team lead asked me to make a architecture diagram of our system, which he had to put in a PPT and demo it to a client. I did it for 15-20 minutes. And I completely hated doing it. I went and said "I will not do it". He then just took it from me and did it.. which he is supposed to. Felt very Very good doing that!!

I wonder how many spam mails "abc@gmail.com" would be getting

Sometimes i feel pity for the people who had to work without git. Then I realize that the same people are my boss now.

Screw them! I'm happy they had to go through that!! 😂😂

Why does our boss think that there is "fix it" button for every bug.. which will magically solve the bug in 1 minute.

First conference, yay! I'm at AngularConnect in London the next two days. Exciting times.

Worst part of having a stupid team lead is that you first have to explain the work twice and then start the implementation.. which makes the 15 minutes work as 40 minutes.

Npm get your JSON parsing right 😂😂

Changed the nodejs template engine because i though its unable to parse nested object. After the second engine had the same error i checked the properties of the mongoose "populated" object and its mongooses fault.. wasted 4-5 hours of debugging just because of a missleading console.log ... FUCK!

How the hell can my boss expect to work half day on "team outing"

!rant

I graduated about a month ago and took a little break from coding. Now I'm looking for a side project to get the rust off in order to prepare for my job, which I start in August.

Got any ideas? I'm looking for something I can learn a lot from.

So close yet so far..... All my project deadlines

A person calling himself a technical lead should have some knowledge about what his subordinates are doing!! It's really a mess for me when my TL says I don't know how to do it, for a problem that I have been trying for almost 4 hours, but you'll have to do it somehow!!

I really hope that Google maps puts his optimization aside and just take me home on a good road.. and not from somewhere Goofy!!

Why do all the project managers get all the hate!?