One component is used over 30,000 times. How many unit tests do you think we have for it? Zero. Fucking zero, Zip, Zilch, Nada, None.

WHAT THE QA FUCK!?

Just when you are done working and want to relax so you start the pc, and this shows. Tableflip. 😒

My day:

9 am: crack knuckles, ready to start day

9:01 am: oh, that PR I sent last week hasn't been reviewed yet and I need it in mainline. Better merge latest and get someone to look over it.

9:02 am: now the test suite is broken, better fix that up before getting it reviewed.

1 pm: phew, that was a slog. Now to get on with today actual programming

1:01 pm: "hey buddy, you coming to that tech leads strategy meeting?"

5 pm: Jesus what a meeting. Now maybe I can get a little code written. I'll just fast-forward to latest...

5:01 pm: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A BAD MIGRATION AND EVERYONE SHOULD AVOID USING THE LATEST VERSION WHY DIDN'T YOU REVERT THAT SHIT DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE AND RESTRICT YOUR STUPID WINDPIPE UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND GIT *RAGE TABLEFLIP*

#!/bin/TableFlip

echo ${profanity} > /dev/null
rm -rf ~/projects
sudo shutdown -h now

Missed out on bitcoin. /tableflip

We're in the last stretch before going Live next week.

A training session was held with some of the future users.

"Why does that dossierID field is mandatory with a lot of validation rules? We don't use that info, we just remember the names."

"Why do we have this feature to manage x info that is linked with one of our services? We only needed a text field for custom values"

QA: This email don't pass validation ( $%^&*&^%$@m.c)
Me: Yes, that's right, where is the problem ?

QA: We allow special characters in email field, so it should be valid, fix it.
Me: "Searching some info about top-level domains"
Me: Look, this is why this email is bad.

QA: So this email is valid ?
Me: No.

QA: Why ?

Me: O_O
QA: O_O

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Die you know in gitlab the you can comment /tableflip and it inserts a tableflip emoji Like thing :D

"The data types ntext and ntext are incompatible in the equal to operator."

Thanks SQL Server, really helpful.

Thank you, .NET Framework, for keeping your GC from destroying my DynamicMethod instance after I've accessed its function pointer!
Unlike another runtime that caused me to waste my weekend hunting a memory corruption bug in a managed language because of a minimal behavioral difference...
/tableflip

CoffeeReadyCallback() {
DrinkCoffee();
}

DrinkCoffee() {
QALife();
}

QALife() {
Throw TableFlip
//wait for more coffee to be ready
}

COMPUTER STOP CRASHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm TRYING to download things.