There was this guy on LinkedIn who has done many projects on Ruby on Rails

I asked him the exact count of projects.

He said it's tough to keep track.

If you start your Gradle build at 11:50 pm on New Years Eve, you'll be able to start resolving your compile time errors by the time the clock strikes midnight.

Kick off 2018 the right way.

I wrote an algorithm which runs in constant time complexity, we can say it runs just O(K).

"Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street." - unknown

It's a trap!

Progressive JPEG method.

“Good comments explain why, not what,” says Andy Marks. “Do more of the former and none of the latter. A well named method or variable will beat a well-written comment every day.”

Rant::aboutMyself(my_code){
Wrote 500+ lines of code without proper documentation. Got 200 little bugs. Got frustrated. Gave up on code. Started documenting it. Step by step. Resolved many silly mistake while documenting the code. Completed documentation. Run the program . Bugs reduced to 10. I'm sooo happy. I LOVE DOCUMENTATION 😍
}

Essential 😂

Best OS 😍

In Javascript, we have frameworks named after everything.

The only thing we don't have is a framework named after pre-mature ejaculation.

But I hear that's coming quickly.

Spacemacs is my favorite editor!

I like it more than vim and emacs combined.

You ever see a rant with zero ++ and even though you are not that good person but just want OP to feel loved so you give em one of those ++? I do

I love sniffing my F1 key...

don't worry though, I'm trying to get help.

I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake. 😂

Installing Windows after Ubuntu is not the recommended process for a dual boot Windows and Ubuntu system, but it is possible. 😂

Everybody loves Man In The Middle jokes.

Well, everybody except Alice and Bob.
😂

You know what they say?

"ROM was not built in one day"

😂 😁 😂 😁 😂 😁

SUDO lets ++ everyones rant!

Pedophile......
PDF file….......

knowing the difference could save your life

There are 2 types of insulting

Normal: You are stupid

Ultra: You are so stupid you put b and h1 tags inside your title tag. (This one hurts)

HTTP Error 413: That’s what she said!

The four hard things in CS are

1. cache invalidation
2. naming
3. off-by-one errors.

Chuck Norris has only one OSI layer - Physical.

OSI model jokes work on so many levels.

Github rewrites its Desktop Client using Electron!!!

Along with this, GitHub has also introduced a new beta of atom sporting out-of-the-box Git and Github integration.

Nice move 👏

https://infoq.com/news/2017/...

Her: I study DBMS

Me: (trying to impress her) I'm a table

version 19 and version 20 had a fight.

21

Gedit? Gedit? Gedit?

A wise man once said:

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

😂😁

Friend: What language you use to hack Facebook?

Me: LOLCODE 😂😁

Me: While Debugging, split personality helps me a lot

Also me: well said bro