Which train to board? :)

My boss asked me to do estimates for some tasks.

I did it.

He told me that was too much time.

I told him that those were the estimates taking into account the experience of the team.

He told me the estimates were independent of that.

I asked if an estimate, for the same tasks, for a team of interns should be the same as for a team of seniors.

"Of course they are the same!"

Funny thing is that he even says he supports scrum...

Not sure whether that's a good thing or not...

The feeling you get when you've accepted a job offer and then discover this

IPhone :l

Just for fun, a home made comic.

Words cannot describe this...

Credit: https://reddit.com/r/...

That. Simple.

So this is where my bus is heading...

My estimations before devRant:
PM: how long will it take to implement this?
Me: one day, tops.

My estimations after devRant:
PM: how long will it take to implement this?
Me: one week, tops.

Thanks @dfox for making me so productive.

This is where everything started. I got the chance to work with actual production code. While it is very fun to work with, in some places it's also very frustrating. And this is from where, most of my rants come from.

Thank you @dfox and @trogus for making such a beautiful community.

The best part of this community is I never have to think or take time to make jokes or posts so that I can get upvotes. I've always wanted likes or retweets or reddit upvotes. But it never worked out because I have to think so much to make clever comments or posts. Most of the time, I gave up.

But in devRant, all I do is just share what's happening in my daily dev life. My frustrations, my happiness. That's all it takes. Everyone understands, everyone cares and everyone loves.

Over time, thanks to devRant, I've understood that I was part of the wrong community. This is the community that I deserve, this is the community that every dev deserves.

Thank you all. I love you. And I promise, more rants are coming :D

Especial thanks to @Yeah69 @kevbost @yarwest @tisaconundrum @Linux @donkeyScript . I have no idea why you guys all of a sudden rapidly upvoted me. Although I would love to reach 10k naturally but won't complain haha

:o didn't know it

Our software department is the only department where swearing in loud voices is allowed .

Says a lot about our department :D

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

When none of your stuff is working properly and everyone keeps coming over to bug you

Group projects make me realise why Batman works alone.

Every time I see it, it makes me laugh 😂

Its important to read the ToS

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.

Ha ha ha ha 😂

In light of the recent Yahoo credential leak...

And then my lecturer said JSON and XML are the same thing.

A flow chart to live by

Really nice message. I feel so motivated.

that moment when you are busy

#oopsecurity

Shit just got real.

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

My boyfriend is in dental school and I am, of course, a dev. So we often swap analogies to help each other better understand what we are talking (or usually complaining) about. My favorite one so far is when I was explaining to him how the sales team undersells websites without consulting developers and we are constantly over budget. So he goes, "That's like the receptionist telling the patient they have 2 cavities just by looking at them and having them pay immediately. And when the dentist takes a look, the patient actually needs 4 crowns and a root canal... but they already paid for just the 2 cavities."