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Job requirements nowadays...

undefined experience

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My colleague managed to vertically align in CSS.

Accidently.

He doesn't want it that way.

Dafuq

undefined accidental-genious

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I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

undefined linux clouds server

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devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

devrant

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I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

joke/meme wannacry ransomware

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not a rant but more of a solution...

undefined office hacks

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When my boss told me this:
Boss: I have some bad news that I didn't want to tell you on the phone.
Me: So I'm fired?
Boss: No, the roof of the server room collapsed and most of the computers are really damaged.
Me: Then tell the technicians to start fixing, why are you telling me?
Boss: Now it is your job ...

undefined wk53

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AUTOEXEC.BAT

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Loreia
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Mosher's Law of Software Engineering
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Alanna
Linus Torvalds
Cult of vi
Church of Emacs
Steve Jobs
brotips #1001
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Robin Williams
Darth Vader
Doug Linder
Jean-Claude van Damme
Don Ho
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Apple fan boy
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I'd back it.

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"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

undefined server flood server room flood water ddos

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I've been meaning to post this picture I found a few years ago on Reddit for a while now which made me quite obsessed with the DEC VT220, of which I've still not managed to purchase. It's sure to make most of you moist where it matters, so enjoy.

Full picture gallery: http://m.imgur.com/a/badwC

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This is probably ok... right?

undefined work laptop

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Finally found a use for this

undefined cdrom coffee

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My coworkers are serious when they tell us to double-check.

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Can't tell you about my first job as I've never had one. 😕

undefined wk45

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Developer grandma

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for(i = 0; i < n; i++);//<-- this one
{
//Do stuff
}

One day struggling why this for loop in C just iterates once, found out that ";" was leaving the for body empty, and the "Do Stuff" ended beign out of the for.

undefined c

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Check for solution reverse engineered.

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Agile development in a nutshell.

undefined reddit agile development agile development in production

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