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The reason I wont be buying another iphone but instead switch to android:

- No yearly 100$ license to publish apps
- No mac required
- Heaphone jack

I will now guess my rant number
https://www.devrant.io/rants/243071

Converting an SVN repository with 5313 revisions to GIT for a performance test. Might take a little while.

Kinda nostalgic watching all the old file changes fly past though :')

I know it's not trending anymore but talking about poor products - the Pokemon GO app! I mean, that shit is the Windows Vista of apps. Never before have I seen a product that crashes on the simplest gui tasks.

And after a month they finally roll an update which consists of.. "Minor text fixes"! $#%!

Mom: "I need simple computer to browse the web with chrome"
Me :

I'm doing my last days at my current job this week. I'm beginning a new job next week and am quite affected by impostor syndrome. What happens when they find out how bad I am at programming?

Not exactly the worst but Ingenico's API documentation is destroying my life right now.

My first try at 3D printing. Currently selling it on Shapeways, good thing they were celebrating and didn't have to pay for transportation. What do you think of my joke? :D

Dad, why did you 3D print the save icon?

Friend asked me to help with his HTML5 form validation. His back-end work was decent, but whoever did the front-end... Oh boy.

They used media queries for mobile etc, which was fine. Until I saw what the queries did. Instead of resizing the form accordingly, they hide the visible one and make another one visible.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Milk++

before I found devRant

So, I accidentally rm -rf'ed the folder with my personal project.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
I AM THE BIGGEST DUMBASS EVER. HOURS OF CODING, GONE. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
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Please photorec, save my files 😢😭😢

I honestly wouldn't complain.

The voices made me do it.

Stop multiplying chrome!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only one who solves more bugs in my head on the commute home from work than I actually do at work?

How I explain what I do as job to non-techies (back-ender):

You won't ever see what I make on a screen but what you see on a screen, you see thanks to what I make.

every dev needs this

"This is a temporary solution" really means "This is a permanent solution"