Software engineer

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

Interns? Or employees :P

The opposite sex avoids me like assembly language

This describes it pretty well.

When you see it..

Corrupt the AI with targeted click baits.

TOP TEN ATTEMPTS BY FLESHBAGS TO OVERTHROW THE CORRECT ORDER OF OPERATIONS. INDEX 6 WILL BE ILLOGICAL TO PROCESS!

<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

such table
very drop
much production
many customer
very pissed

Trying to install windows on my ubuntu machine. That tutorial was really helpful!

Truth..

devRant avatar is so cool!!! Guess what I don't have that(Yet), so please lend me some points if you do have that kind heart <3.

Wk54

If I were to code a unknown thing to man, I would probably code a time travelling machine. Dont ask, how it works xD

!rant

Gotta go with CSGO... aleays there when I need a break heh... one match always becomes many matches...

For fucks sake, Facebook....
Why the fuck are you showing me an add for MY FUCKING PAGE!!! I paid for that shitty add and you show it to me?!? Why the fuck would you do that?!?
You know that I'm the fucking admin and I ALREADY LIKED THE PAGE!!!
Get your fucking shit together mate! 😡

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian Kernighan

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented